Old Time Radio Mysteries

I Was a Communist for the FBI - Burnt Offerings

The local party members were always excited about the arrival of a visitor from Europe, any sort of an official from one of the Iron Curtain countries. These messengers from headquarters always demanded and got the plush carpet treatment with all the trimmings. It was assumed, of course, that they were here for some secret purpose, aside from their official duties and then usually were, like Szubanski, a diplomatic courier from a certain country in Europe. Szubanski had a purpose and, if necessary, he was ready to kill to carry it out. Matt Cvetic is meeting with comrades Jones and Szubanski. Jones says "I know this is extremely short notice, comrade Cvetic, but the tremendous importance of comrade Szubanski's mission fully justifies it". Matt says "I understand comrade Jones. I'm glad you were able to find me. What is the mission, comrade Szubanski?" He says "Questions comrade? A most remarkable attitude". Matt says "Sorry, I didn't mean to pry, but well if I'm assigned to work on a ...." Jones says "Your assignment is to accompany comrade Szubanski to Chicago. He's going to meet a contact there and immediately return to New York. From there, he will go back to Europe. He will carry out the mission, and your job is to facilitate it. I made plane reservations. You are to be at the airport in thirty minutes. Oh, and one more thing. You'll carry this with you, Cvetic". Matt says "A gun? This must be a big one". Jones says "The biggest job we've ever done. The man you're going to contact has been in Chicago only a week. He came there from Los Alamos, New Mexico". At that moment, Matt knew this assignment would have serious repercussions. He and Szubanski quickly left after the meeting to return to his hotel, pack, check out, and make the flight. Szubanski would be at his side the entire time. He had to find some way to contact the FBI.  

Boston Blackie - The Murder of John Austin

Wealthy John Austin was found dead in a field by his son, Happy Austin, who is taking Inspector Faraday to where the body is located. Happy says "Here's his body, Inspector Faraday. It is just the way it was when I saw it from the hilltop over there". Faraday says "If you spotted it from that hilltop, how did you know it was your stepfather, Mr. Austin?" Happy says "I recognized the jacket and boots he's wearing and I knew he was out here inspecting the farm. He left the house early this morning right after it stopped raining and well, this is where he'd be according to his schedule". Faraday says "Oh, he was on a regular routine inspection, huh?" Happy says "Yes, he inspected the entire estate once every week on foot". Faraday says "Well, he was killed by a blow on the head. One blow that meant instant death". Happy says "But that's impossible, Inspector Faraday, how could he have been killed out here in the middle of an open field?" Faraday says "I don't know how, yet. Now look, there are no footprints out here and none that is but his own. There they are leading right up to here where he was slugged and killed, unless ...." Happy asks "Unless what, Inspector?" Faraday says "Unless the killer followed him, carefully stepping in Austin's prints, killed him, then walked backwards stepping in the same prints". Happy says "I guess that explains it, doesn't it?" Faraday says "It might. Let's have another look at those prints, huh?" Happy says "Oh, I'm sure that's how it was done, Inspector. Dad wasn't hit by a car or his body driven out here because there're no tire tracks". Faraday says "He wasn't hit on the head by anyone who followed in his footprints, either. His boots are cleated, and the cleat marks are still too clear". Happy says "Inspector Faraday, this is crazy. He couldn't have been killed out here and he wasn't carried out here. These are his own footprints, you're absolutely right". Faraday says "Mr. Austin, he couldn't have been killed out here. It's impossible, but there's just one thing that bothers me". Happy asks "What's that?" Faraday says "He was". 

Dragnet - The Big Chance

It was Monday morning on June 4th. Detective Sergeants Joe Friday and Ben Romero were working the day shift out of the Homicide Division. It was 6:45 AM when they arrived at the San Pedro cutoff of the Imperial Highway. There, they met with an officer from the Sheriff's Department. He walks up to them and says "Hi. Are you Detective Sergeants Friday and Romero?" Joe says "Yeah, that's right". He says "I'm Pete Sutton of the Sheriff's Department". Ben says "How are you? We got here as soon as we could". Pete asks "Did Inspector Bowers fill you in?" Friday says "Yeah, you know, Ed Baxter in Central Homicide told us to check with Bowers at the Sheriff's Office. Bowers directed us to come out here and lend you a hand". Ben says "This thing happened so close to the county line they figure both departments ought to go to work on it". Pete says "Sure, we're glad to have you. Looks like a tough one". Ben asks "Is this the Highway Patrol Car the missing officer was assigned to?" Pete says "Yeah. This isn't just the way we found it. We turned off the ignition. The motor was running, and the lights were on. It's been idling quite a while. The temperature was up pretty high". Friday asks "When did you find it this way?" Pete says "45 minutes ago. Missing patrolman's name is Eugene Brewer. The State Highway Patrol called the Sheriff's Department a little before 6 AM and told us the missing officer wasn't acknowledging his radio call. I talked to Mark Benson". Ben asks "Is the radio all right?" Pete says "We checked it. In fact, it was operating normal when we found the car. The microphone was out of the bracket, laying on the seat there". Joe asks "Any ideas?" Pete says "There were no signs of struggle, and no blood stains. There were no footprints anywhere, and nothing on the shoulder of the road". Ben says "You said the car was running?" Pete says "That's right". Ben says "That eliminates any engine trouble". Friday says "Nobody has any idea why or when he left his car". Pete says "You've got it all. You know as much as we do".

Night Beat - I Wish You Were Dead

Randy was in a bad mood as he walked down Michigan Avenue on his way to work. It was five o'clock in the afternoon and nothing was ahead for him except another night at the office. Feeling like a school kid playing hooky, he turned toward a landscaped area in front of the Art Museum and sat down on the end of a bench. Sitting on the other end was a thin, little old man whom was staring at a pigeon perched on the fountain. Randy was beginning to feel persecuted like he was the only one in the whole wide city who had to go to work in a nice lazy day. Suddenly, Randy hears the words "I wish you were dead". At first, he didn't know where the voice came from, as there was no one behind him. There was no one around, except the little guy at the other end of the bench. Randy says "You know, that's not a very nice thing to say to somebody you don't even know". The little old man says "I'm sorry, I didn't think you heard me". Randy says "Certainly, I heard you. Why would you wish a thing like that on me?" The little old man says "Oh, but I didn't mean you, not at all, because if I did you would now be dead". Randy says "You mean I would be dead?" The little old man says "It's terrible, just terrible". Randy says "Well, if it wasn't me you just said that to, then who was it?" The man says "It was the pigeon. The one that was on the fountain". Randy asks "And what happened to the pigeon?" The man says "He died". Randy says "The pigeon died?" The man says "Oh yes. It'll happen every time. I'll get the bird and show you. You see? It's dead all right, perfectly dead". Randy says "Oh, now look mister, uh ... " The man says "Fettle, is my name". Randy says "Stone is my name, Randy Stone. I guess I'll be running along". Mr. Fettle says "Oh, I thought perhaps you could help me, Mr. Stone. You look like the kind of person who would understand. You see, it's something I can't tell to just anyone". Randy says "Well, get rid of the dead bird, and I'll listen to your story".  

Dangerous Assignment - Stolen UN Documents

Walking into the Commissioner's office, Steve says "Good morning, Commissioner. Ruth said you had an assignment for me". The Commissioner says "I do, Steve, you're plane leaves for the middle east in one hour". Steve says "The middle east? Don't tell me I have to crawl along that pipeline over there looking for leaks". Commissioner says "You'll be looking for leaks all right, but not oil. Steve, we're on the verge of suffering a very serious diplomatic and strategic defeat".  Steve says "What's the deal?" Commissioner says "Take a look at this map of the middle east, Steve. For some time now, we've been negotiating very secretly with this country, here. These negotiations would pave the way for United Nations bases in that area". Steve says "I see, but why all the secrecy?"  Commissioner says "The country in question insisted on it. You see, they've been periodically intimidated by powerful interests to the northeast of them. They wanted to have all the negotiations concluded before any information concerning them fell into the wrong hands". Steve says "Wait a minute, you say there's been a leak?" Commissioner says "Exactly, this morning we learned through confidential sources that the document containing the complete preliminary discussions regarding military installations is now in the hands of those hostile interests I was talking about". Steve says "What? How did that happen?" Commissioner says "That's exactly what you're flying to the middle east to find out, Steve. It's vital we plug up this leak. If we don't the entire negotiations may collapse, which would seriously endanger our entire position in the middle east". Steve says "You say a copy of the document got into the wrong hands. Does anybody know which copy it was?" Commissioner says "Yes, that particular copy was last in the possession of a man named Khalid. He's the middle eastern country's representative in the negotiation. Get over there, Steve, and talk to Khalid. Do whatever you have to do get to the bottom of this whole rotten mess. Well, that's it. You've got your assignment. Good luck".

The Adventures of the Falcon - The Case of the Natural Seven

Late evening in New York and at Frenchy Devlin's, a gambling house in the East 70's, a young man named Steve Richards is conducting an interesting experiment. Steve's trying to get a pair of ivory cubes to come up the right way. He says "Come on dice, be good to papa, all I want is one little natural". Steve rolls the dice, and Nick, the stickman, says "Eight is the point. Eight, get your bets down, gentlemen, get your bets down". Steve says "Let's make it the hard way, two little fours". He rolls again. Nick says "A six and a three, nine. The point is still eight, place your bets". Steve rolls again. Nick says "Seven, loser, pay the line. Well, I guess this isn't your night, Mr. Richards. Who's next?" Steve says "Wait a minute, how about one more roll?" The player next to him says "It's okay with me, Nick, let him shoot". Steve says "Thanks, fellow. I'll tell you what I'll do, I'll roll one time for five thousand. What do you say?" Nick says "Sorry, Mr Richards, there's a five hundred dollar limit at this table". Steve says "You got to give me a chance to get even". Nick says "I just work here, I don't make the rules". Steve asks "Where's the boss?" Nick says "Well,  he was here just here .... Oh, uh, Mr. Devlin?" He asks "What's the trouble here?" Nick says "There's no trouble, Mr. Devlin, this gentleman would like to see you". Steve says "Nick tells me I can't bet more than five hundred". Devlin says "That's not rich enough for your blood?" Steve says "No, I want to shoot five thousand". Devlin asks "On one roll?" Steve says "Yeah". Devlin says "Well that raises a peculiar point, Mr. uh ... I'm sorry I don't believe I caught your name". Steve says "Richards, Steve Richards". Devlin says "All right, Mr. Richards, you're faded". Nick gives him the dice, and Steve says "Come on , dice, be good to papa". He rolls. Nick says "The point is four". Steve rolls again. Nick says "Seven, a loser". Devlin says "Satisfied now, Mr. Richards?" Steve says "Yeah, I am". Devlin says "I think you need a drink". Steve says "No, I'm alright". Devlin says "I insist. Just follow me".

Tales of the Texas Rangers - Room 114

Just before 5 o'clock in the early evening of October 29th, Liz Ferris, a chambermaid at the Hotel Alamo in the town of Limpia, Texas, approaches Sam Bixby, the desk clerk. She says "Mr. Bixby ... " He says "Oh, Liz, I thought you went home". She says "Ah, I can't see I'll ever get home until I get the rooms finished. And I still ain't been in Room 114" Sam says "114? Hmm. That's Mr. Bolan's room. Oh, he went out a couple hours ago". Liz says "Well, he left one of them do not disturb cards on his door just the same. And his key ain't in the box there. I looked before while you were sorting out the mail". Sam says "Oh, well, he probably just forgot to leave his key. You got your pass key. You can get in". Liz says "Well, how'd I know he didn't come back again without you seeing him? Suppose he's in there taking a bath". Sam laughs and says "Alright, Liz. Come on. I'll come back with you. Give me the keys". Liz says "Some folks don't care at all when I finish work, as long as they can sleep the day away". Sam says "Now, Liz, Mr. Bolan's been here for two days, and this is the first time he's given you any trouble". Liz says "Well, if it ain't him, it's somebody else. There, there's that do not disturb card on the door, like I said". Sam asks "Did you try knocking that on the door?" Liz says "Of course, I didn't. I got some consideration for other folks, even if they ain't got none for me. Besides, I run the vacuum cleaner in the hall hard enough to wake the dead". Sam says "Well, he didn't answer the knock. I'm sure he went out". Liz says "Well, if you're so sure, why don't you open the door, then?" Sam opens the door slightly and says "Uh, you in Mr. Bolan? Mr. Bolan?" After a few seconds, Sam says "He's out. Alright, go ahead Liz". She says "Alright, I'll make the bed first, then get the ,,,," Liz suddenly screams! Sam says "Hey! What's the matter?" Liz says "A man's leg sticking out from under the bed and there's blood on the rug! Let me out of here!" Sam says "No, no, Liz. Be quiet. Don't let the other guests hear you. I better call the sheriff right away".

Michael Shayne, Private Detective - The Body in the Trunk

Mike Shane is in his office talking to his old friend, Inspector Faraday. The two of them are alone, as Mike's assistant, Phyllis Knight, has gone home early this evening. Mike says "Of course, Faraday, I don't know much about the current case except what I've read in the papers, but it seems to me that you may be going after the wrong guy". Faraday says "Mike, this Joe has got a prison record as long as a kangaroo's tail. Why should he sidestep a little thing like murder?" Mike says "Maybe because he has that long prison record. I remember a case back in New York that's almost a carbon copy of this. I've got some information on it in the files here. I'll read it to you, just a second". As Mike is looking through the files, he says "It's here, somewhere. Phyllis could turn right to it". Faraday says "Yeah, she went home kind of early this evening, didn't she?" Mike says "Yeah, she's got a girlfriend staying with her at her apartment. She went home to help her pack up". Faraday says "A friend from out of town?" Mike says "No, the girl had a fight with her fiancé and wants to play hermit for a few days". Faraday says "I know that old trick. Goodbye forever, until next Saturday night". Suddenly, the phone starts ringing. Faraday says "I'll get it, Mike. He picks up the phone and says "Hello?" Phyllis, on the line, says "Mike, thank heavens you're still there". He says "This is Faraday, Phyllis, Mike's ransacking his files. I'll get him for you". Phyllis says "Wait a minute, Inspector, you better hear this too. Faraday says "What's wrong girl? You sound scared blue". Phyllis says "I am. I know something's happened, but I don't dare look". Mike gets on the line and says "Now wait a minute, calm down honey, now tell me what's wrong". Phyllis says "Well, you know Lois was leaving my apartment tonight and I came home to help her pack. Well, she's not here, Mike. At least, I don't think so". Mike says "Now, please angel, wait a minute. I can't tell what you're talking about". Phyllis says "Well, I found her trunk already packed and locked and .... oh, Mike, I think her body's inside".

Broadway is My Beat - The Howard Crawford Murder Case

Lieutenant Danny Clover was called to a public swimming pool, east of Broadway. When he arrived, he saw a man in swimming trunks and lying on the concrete walk. The police emergency crew were working on him with a respirator. Already on the scene was Detective Muggerman. He says "They've been working on him for quite a while". Danny asks "Why'd you call me to come down?" Muggerman says "I asked the same question of Patrolman Kenny. It's like this, Danny. Kenny was flagged off his beat when this man was dragged out of the pool. He went to check the man's locker, you know, for identification. The locker was empty". Danny asks "Was it forced open?" Muggerman says "No, those locks will open with a dime store skeleton key. Robbery gets a dozen calls a day from these pools". Danny says "So you figure that man's drowning and his locker being robbed had something in common?" Muggerman says "Maybe it's a coincidence, Danny. Maybe something else. I don't know. I wanted you to be here to check it out". Danny says "Let's take a look". They walk over to see the drowned man. Danny says "One of you men call the morgue". Muggerman says "The lifeguard who pulled him out is that one, Danny. Do you want to talk to him?" Danny says "Yeah", and walks over to him. He says "I'm from the police, Danny Clover". The lifeguard says "Uh, Russ Gavey". Danny asks "What happened here?" Russ says "Well, I was on my stand. The man started to yell, so I went in after him". Danny asks "How'd you get those scratches on your shoulder?" Russ says "The man fought me. I had to take him under to break his hold, and when he stopped struggling, I got him out. By that time, he needed artificial respiration, so I gave it to him". Danny says "Alright. Did Detective Muggerman here tell you this man's clothes are gone and it's going to be pretty difficult to identify him now?" Russ says "Yeah, he told me". Danny asks "Do you have any ideas about it?" Russ says "Nope".

Nick Carter, Master Detective - The Case of the Vanishing Postman

Rain has rolled in across the great city again today. The black skies thunder and crackle with lightning. The streets are glossy and slippery as glass, as Nick and Patsy drive homeward in the detective's car. Suddenly, Patsy says "Nick, look out! That car!" Nick slams on the breaks, and a small crash is heard! After his car stops, Nick asks "Are you alright, Patsy?" She says "I guess so. Oh, golly, I was scared. Lucky you went into this alley when we skidded off the street". Nick says "Yes, and lucky that pile of rubbish cushioned the crash. We might have had a bad crackup. Hey, wait a minute". Patsy asks "What is it?" Nick says "When we smacked into that rubbish pile, we uncovered an old leather pouch lying underneath. You see it?" Nick gets out to retrieve the pouch, and Patsy says "Hey, you'll get soaked, Nick". He says "It's an old postman's bag, Patsy. Falling to pieces. It must have been here for ages". Patsy says "Oh, Nick, come on back". Nick gets back into his car with the bag and says "Well, there's mail in this bag. Letters. There's a name printed on the strap. "R. Draper". Patsy says "Oh, probably the name of the postman". Nick says "Look at these letters, Patsy. Their postmarked August 1938". Patsy says "1938? Then then this bag's been lying here seven years". Nick says "Hey, look here, Patsy. The buckle from the strap has fallen into the pouch. There's a bit of metal wedged in the buckle". Patsy says It looks like a lump of lead". Nick says "Well, it should. It happens to be a bullet. Well, let's get over to the post office at once. I'm afraid the explanation of this undelivered mail may be murder". Later, after visiting the post office, Nick says "Ah, Patsy, a mystery! I found that Postman Robert Draper vanished seven years ago and that the police and postal authorities believe him to be guilty of theft because a registered parcel containing ten thousand dollars in securities also vanished at the same time".

Walk Softly, Peter Troy - A Jinx on Jenny

Race car driver, Jenny Jones, is speaking with Peter Troy concerning her car exploding just before a race. She says "It's my life, Mr. Troy, as long as I can remember I've always loved fast cars". Peter says "Uh-huh, such a waste, though". Jenny says "A waste?" Peter says "Yeah a beautiful girl like you risking life and limb on those hot rods when you could be ...." Jenny asks "Could be what?" Peter says "Well uh ...." Julie says "Well what, Mr. Troy? I'm interested too". Peter says "Julie, don't you have some filing or something to do?" Jenny says "I suppose you were going to say you can't understand why I should prefer racing to uh, getting married for instance?" Peter says "Yeah, something like that". Julie says "Something like it, but not much. Mr. Troy is not a male who gives a great deal of thought to things like marriage, Miss Jones". Peter says "Now, Julie". Jenny says "Well, if it comes to that, I did think of marrying once, but well, it would have meant giving up my career". Peter says "Oh, your prospective husband didn't like racing cars?" Jenny says "He loves them, but not for his wife, you see". Peter says "Oh, another driver?" Jenny says "Yes, Dick Coleman. He offered to start my car for me". Peter says "He was at the wheel of your car when the engine went up?" Jenny says "That's right. Thank heavens he wasn't hurt". Peter says "He probably feels the same way. The police bomb squad have looked at the car?" Jenny says "Yes, they say some kind of small bomb had been wired up to the RPM counter". Peter says "So that it would go off when the engine was running at high speed?" Jenny says "That's right. As Dick revved her up, bang went everything". Julie says "It would have been nasty if that had happened while you're in the middle of the race". Jenny says "Yes and apparently that was what was intended". Peter says "You have no idea who might have put the bomb in the engine?" Jenny says "None at all. If the police weren't so sure that a bomb was there, I'd just put the whole thing down to my bad luck".

Counterspy - The Statue of Death

Over the hills of Tennessee, the late afternoon sun was low on the horizon. A young chemist named Elwood Parks stood on the grounds of the world's largest atomic plant. Its grounds are protected by high fences, and its gates guarded by the latest scientific devices. As Elwood walked along the grounds inside the main gate, he bent over and picked up a little grey cat, and says "Hello, Mildred. The mouse catching business is pretty good, huh?" One of the plant guards says "Hey, Parks. Look out for that dog outside the gate". Elwood says "Hold on, Mildred, here he comes". The dog is barking at Mildred. She jumps down, and the dog starts to chase her. Elwood says "Leave that cat alone. Come here. Come here, boy. Come here". The dog runs over to him, and Elwood says "Now, let's see your collar. What's your name? Ah, Tommy, huh?. Beautiful color. You are Tommy. Yes, sir. Good long thick coat". Someone whistles for the dog. Elwood says "Your master's whistling for you, Tommy. That man outside the gate. Go to him, Tommy. Go to him, boy". A few days later, in a small town about fifty miles from the atomic plant, a man named Morton is using sand paper on a small statue of Saint Cecilia. He says "Stubbs, bring me some more Emory paper. Morton says "How's the statue look?" Stubbs says "It's okay if you like antiques". Morton says "You'd never guess there's a vial of uranium compound worth half a million dollars hidden in the neck. Would you?" Stubbs says "Half a million dollars? I'd like to kiss it". Morton says "If you keep this stuff close to you long enough, you'll become radioactive and die. Don't you ever touch this statuette without a pair of these special gloves".  Stubbs asks "Mr. Morton, them foreign guys you're in touch with, will they pay off in their own dough or good old US greenbacks?" Morton says "Stubby, we're going to be paid plenty in US greenbacks". Stubbs says "That was a slick stunt, all right. Getting this uranium compound out of the gate and stuck in the dog's long hair with adhesive tape". 

Mr. and Mrs. North - Cry Foul

Jerry and Pam North have just finished having dinner at Victor's Restaurant in Greenwich Village. Jerry says "Would you like another brandy and coffee, darling?" Pam says "Oh, no, Jerry, you've already paid the check. Let's go, huh?" Jerry says "Okay, it is pretty late". As they start to leave, a man walks up and says "Corsage for the lady? Just one left, only a dollar". Jerry says "Oh, thanks, but my wife and I were just leaving". The man says "Oh well, thanks anyway". Jerry says "Hey, wait a minute. Haven't I seen you somewhere before?" The man says "Huh? I don't think so, mister" Jerry says "Wait, sure, I have. You're Stubbs McGowan". The man says "Yeah,  I'm McGowan". Jerry says "Well, I'll be. Stubbs McGowan". He says "I don't think I know you, mister". Jerry says "My name's Jerry North, and this is my wife. Pam meet one of the greatest middleweight boxers that ever lived, Stubbs McGowan". Pam says "How do you do, Mr. McGowan?" Stubbs says "Hello". Jerry says "Oh, the last time I saw you, was in 1938, against  Ace Moran". Stubbs says "You saw that fight, huh?" Jerry says "Just about every other fight you had in New York, Jack Nemo, Benny Tucker, Kid Tornado, Turk Lassen, and Lefty Havana". Stubbs says "You really saw all them fights?" Jerry says "Every one from the last row of the last balcony most of the time, but I was there". Stubbs says "Oh, them was the good days". Jerry asks "What about these days?" Stubbs says "Oh, well, they're okay. There ain't many remember me like you do, though, mister, uh...." Jerry says "North". Stubbs says "Mr. North. I don't remember so good myself sometimes". Just then, someone walked in to the restaurant that Stubbs remembered. He says "Ivy! You're looking wonderful, Ivy". She says "Hello, Stubbs". He says "I ain't seen you since...." The man next to her says "Since the last time I told you to stop bothering my wife, McGowan. I know you're punchy, but I don't think you're hard of hearing".

Whitehall 1212 - The Case of Dougal Henry

On September 26th, during the first world war in 1918, Inspector Norman Greg of Scotland Yard receives a telephone call at about a quarter to nine o'clock in the evening. He was asked to investigate someone being shot at a house located on 131 Ladbroke Grove in London. A few minutes later, Greg knocked on the front door. It was answered by a lanky gentleman with a large black mustache and wearing a uniform with the crowns and red tabs of a Staff Major and the Flaming Grenade Badges of the Royal Fusiliers. The man says "I'm Major Robert Henry, officer. My brother's been shot". Greg looked past him, and on the sitting room floor, another officer was lying bleeding from what appeared to be several wounds. As Greg looked more closely, he could see the man gasping. Major Henry says "This is my brother, Captain Dougal Henry of the King's Royal Rifle Corps". Greg asks "Who shot him?" Major Henry says "An intruder or burglar". Greg asks "Where is he?" Major Henry says "He's escaped, I'm afraid. Can you do anything about my brother? I've tried but ..." Greg looks at him, and says "I'm sorry, sir". Major Henry says "Dougal ... " Greg says "He can't hear you, sir. Major Henry asks "Is he ..." Greg says "Yes, sir. So, what happened?" Major Henry says "He was in the library talking with Major Ward". Greg asks "Where's Major Ward, please?" Major Henry says "He's in the library, uh Edmond?". Greg asks "May I go in the library? Is that it?" Major Henry says "Edmond's in there". Greg walks into the library and asks "Are you Major Ward, sir?" He says "Yes". Greg asks "May I have that revolver?" Ward says "Oh yes, of course. I'm afraid I fired it". Greg asks "At whom, sir?" Ward says "At the burglar, the man who killed him, but I'm afraid I missed. I'm not a very good shot". Greg says "He didn't miss". Ward says "No. Poor Dougal, is he dead?" Greg says "He is". After a few seconds, Greg says "You didn't give me the revolver, sir". Ward says "Oh, excuse me. There you go". Greg says "Is this your service revolver, sir? It's a Webley, 38 caliber".

The Line-Up - The Candy Store Murder

Lieutenant Ben Guthrie escorts Mr. Dill to the viewing area before the line-up process begins. Dill is a witness that saw two men leaving the scene after a robbery and shooting of the owners in a local candy store. Guthrie says "Any of these chairs in the front". Dill asks "Can I smoke?" Guthrie says "Yes, you can". Dill asks "How is the woman?" Guthrie says "Well, they operated this morning. She's pretty low". Dill asks "How about the man that owns the station wagon?" Guthrie says "He was also picked up". Dill asks "Did he do it?" Guthrie says "That's what we want you to tell us". Dill says "Well, I got a good look. I know I can tell you". Guthrie says "Well, I hope so". At that moment, Sergeant Matt Grebb begins the line-up procedure by giving the instructions to  the witnesses. During the process, Mr. Dill picks out inmate number four, John Wolcott, as one of the two men leaving the scene. Guthrie has him held for questioning. Later, during the interrogation, Guthrie says to John Wolcott "Mr. Dill saw a man climb into a station wagon and got the license number.  It turned out to be your car, John. In the line-up this morning, he identified you as the man he saw". John says "He's wrong". Guthrie says "Two other men and a woman also identified you. They all agree they saw you run out of that candy store with another man. The owner of that store died last night". John says "I'm sorry". Guthrie says "His wife's in bad shape, but it looks like she'll live". John says "Look, I've never been in that candy store. I didn't shoot anybody". Guthrie says "You live with your brother". John says "Yes, George Wolcott". Guthrie asks "Where was he that night?" John says "He went to a movie and he didn't take the station wagon". Guthrie asks "Does George have a key to the station?" John says "How many times do I have to tell you? No, he doesn't have a key and he didn't take the car out of the garage that night". Guthrie says "Somebody did, John". He says "All right, all right, somebody did".   

The Chase - The Twenty Million Dollar Bum

His name is Philadelphia D. Courtland. A very wealthy man whom has often frequented the society columns. The "D" stands for Dexter. his maternal great great grandmother was named Matilda Dexter, who was a good friend of Betsy Ross. His background includes The Elliott Prep School for young gentleman, and, of course, Harvard. He is 36 years of age, and his proficiencies include polo, tennis, dancing, and spending money. A pleasant occupation for a man who lives on the income derived from a twenty million dollar inheritance he never earned and believed would remain with him forever. At the moment, Phil is visiting his attorney, Carver, who is responsible for handling his financial affairs. Phil asks "Am I intruding, Carver?" He says "Oh no, not at all, Phil. I've been waiting for you. Please sit down". Phil says "I don't have much time. I've got a date to go shopping with Irene. She's selecting a wedding dress today. We're taking the plunge in less than a month". Carver says "Yes, I know". Phil says "Well, I must say, you look like an honorary pallbearer this morning. Why so gloomy?" Carver says "I have bad news for you, Phillip". He says "Oh, what's up? Is my credit misbehaving again? I meant to tell you that I overdrew this month's funds, Carver, and I'll need an extra twenty thousand to tide me over". Carver says "I'm afraid I can't give it to you". Phil says "So, there's the wedding, of course, and uh .... what did you say?" Carver says "I said I can't give it to you, Phil". He asks "Well, why not?" Carver says "Because I don't have it". Phil says "Well, I'm not asking for a loan, old man, just twenty thousand of my own hard cash". Carver says "I should have said you don't have it". Phil asks "What's the joke?" Carver says "There is no joke". Phil says "I'm worth twenty million and you tell me I can't get twenty thousand? I am waiting for the point here". Carver says "The point is, Phil, you're broke".

Lux Radio Theater - The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

On a Sunday afternoon, Howard, an experienced prospector, is at a cantina in the seaport town of Tampico, in northeastern Mexico. While he is enjoying his beer, two men walk into the cantina, Fred Dobbs and Bob Curtain. Dobbs asks Howard "Are you a fellow American?" Howard says "Yeah, what's right, Mister. What do you want?" Dobbs says "I want to know about a guy named McCormick. Have you ever heard of him?" Howard says "Yeah, he's in the oil business". Curtain asks "Have you seen him lately? Howard says "Oh, If I was you, gentleman, I'd run clear of McCormick. He hires a crew to work in the oil field and he never pays them off". Dobbs says "That's right, Pop, six weeks in the oil fields, and 120 degrees in the shade, only I ain't through with Mr. McCormick. Fred C. Dobbs is going to get his wages, see". Curtain says "Come on, Dobbs, let's have a beer". As Howard heard them talking at the bar, he could tell they were just a couple of drifters, like himself. Later that evening, in a cheap flophouse, Howard is talking about prospecting for gold to a couple of sailors, when he sees Dobbs and Curtain again. A sailor asks "Hey, Pop, you mean there's gold here in Mexico?" Howard says "Not ten days from this very spot, a whole mountain of gold's waiting for the right guy to come along, discover a treasure, then tickle her until she lets him have it. The question is, are you the right guy? Tell me something, why is gold worth some twenty bucks an ounce? Because of the human labor that went in to find and get it". The sailor says "I never thought of it just like that". Howard sees Dobbs and Curtain and says "Didn't find McCormick, huh?" Dobbs says "I'll find him, but about the gold, you talk as if you once struck it rich". Curtain says "Yeah, how about it, Pop? What are you doing in here, a down-and-outer?" Howard says "That's the gold, Mister. That's what it makes of us. I never knew a prospector yet that died rich. I'm an odd old bone now, but I'm all set to shoulder a pick and shovel anytime anybody's willing to share expenses".

Let George Do It - The House that Jack Built

George and Brooksie receive a letter that reads "Dear Mr. Valentine, my name is Lacey Jack. Jack is the surname, I always have to explain that. As a boy I never appreciated that handle Lacey in the front, but I got over it. We change, don't we, as time goes by. We do a lot of things different. Mr. Valentine, for the first time in my life I'm going to be really different and ask for help. I need you tonight. If you'll meet me at the Club Casino at 11 o'clock, you and Miss Brooks, I'll explain to you". Later, that night, George and Brooksie meet up with Lacey Jack, who is quietly sitting at a table. After a while, George says "The man likes to just sit and look, Brooksie. What's the matter? Take you half an hour to size people up?" Lacey says "No". Brooksie says "We don't even really know who you are". Lacey says "I know you don't. Mother died when I was seven or eight. She was a mess, but can you imagine anybody even on five cents a bucket beer hanging a name like Lacey on a brat?" George says "Oh, friend, it's a nice nightclub, but let's get down to it". Lacey says "Hold it. Excuse me, this is it, here". Brooksie asks "What?" Lacey says "The girl, the singer". George asks "What about her, Mr. Jack?" Lacey asks "What do you think?" After listening to her for a few seconds, Brooksie says "Nice looking, if you don't mind a few extra circles under the eyes". Lacey says "Needs fattening up is all". George says "Oh, brother, I give up. Come on, Brooksie, let's drink the champagne". Lacey asks "What do you think about the way she sings?" Brooksie asks "You want my opinion?" Lacey says "You've been around a lot. She's a little inexperienced, I guess". George says "Oh, brother, that doesn't... Did you get us all the way here just to get an opinion on some little blonde you've got your eye on?" Lacey says "I want to know, Mr. Valentine. I must know". George says "Alright, so I'll tell you. In a word, she'd be a great dressmaker's dummy". 

The FBI in Peace and War - The Mail Order Man

Norman and Verna Maple are the owners of a small corner grocery store in the city of Waynesboro, Indiana. One day, while working in his store, Norman was visited by a man named James Ellery, who represented himself as an employee of Johnson, Bailey and Company, a large mail order business. Ellery made Norman a business proposition. Norman said that he would need to discuss it with his wife before any decisions were made. Later that night, Norman is telling his wife Verna about the proposition. Norman says "Ellery asked me if I was interested in selling this property. I said, you mean sell my store, the whole business? He said that's what I mean". Verna says "Oh my!" Norman says "And then, I asked him what would Johnson, Bailey, and Company want with a little grocery business like this? and he said, now look, Mr. Maple, I'll be frank with you. What we want is this corner property. I asked him,  you mean you just want the building? and he said no, we want this location to put up a Johnson, Bailey, and Company retail store". Verna says "Right here, on this corner?" Norman says "Uh-huh, and we could rent that place across the street and still stay in business! And Verna, you're not going to believe this because I didn't either, they're willing to pay 45 thousand dollars, if they buy this corner!" Verna says "45 thousand!" Norman says "Yes, he said they're considering either this corner or one other location. The man is coming back in a couple of days". Verna says "Which man?" Norman says "The man from Johnson, Bailey, and Company to find out if we want to sell". Verna says "If we want to sell!" Norman says "Well, I know, but this property has been in the family since 1912. It's our living and we got a store, rent free". Verna says "But, if we had all that money..." Norman says "I know. We could do some of those things we've always wanted to do". Verna says "Like the Grand Canyon, the Yellowstone National Park, Las Vegas, and the Pasadena Festival of Roses!" She stops for a second and says "Oh Norman, I just thought....Alfred". 

Escape - The Rim of Terror

Elizabeth was driving her new Bentley along a lonely Nevada highway with her chinook dog, Torkel, riding in the front seat. Before long, she spotted a hatless, bedraggled hitchhiker on the side of the road, soaking wet. So, she decided to give him a ride. She pulls over and he slowly walks to her car. Torkel starts growling. Elizabeth says "Quiet, Torkel". The hitchhiker says "So, you've decided I don't look like too much of a risk?" She says "Not at all. Please get in. You look very wet". He says "As a matter of fact, I am very wet". She says "Backseat, Torkel". He says "Torkel, is it? How are you, Torkel? There, he's quite a dog. I bet he could easily kill a man". Elizabeth says "Oh, he's really quite well behaved, and he wouldn't attack without orders". He says "You have made yourself quite clear. Where are we now?" She says "I'd say about 25 miles east of Winnemucca. You're new to this part of the country?" He says "Yes and no. I've never seen that view before". She says "It's breathtaking. Such a difference from back home". He says "Back home?" Elizabeth says "New England. This is the first time I've ever been in the West, and I love it. The scenery is so...." He says "Yes, but this particular scenery doesn't appeal to me very much". She asks "Why not?" He says "I'd say there's someone waiting for us down there. Look". Elizabeth looked far below on the valley floor. She saw a fork in the road and an abandoned building. Nearby was a black speck that looked like a wagon, and two smaller black specks that moved. Men, no doubt, though from here they looked like ants. He says "I'd suggest slowing down. Not much, though. I expect they're watching us through field glasses". She asks "Who?" He says "Let me out here". She says "What?" He says "I'm sorry our ride together must end so soon. Don't be afraid. Have your dog sit in the front seat and keep him there until you're safe in Winnemucca". Elizabeth says "I don't understand". He says "You know what a roadblock is?" She says "A roadblock? Are the police after you?" He says "Not the police of this country".

Casey, Crime Photographer - The Miracle

Late afternoon, in the richly furnished master bedroom of an imposing mansion, a lovely dark-haired young woman and a quiet young man stand looking at an older man, gray-faced and wrinkled, lying in the canopied bed. In a voice that quivers with weakness, he says "Shouldn't that doctor be here by this time?" The young woman says "It's less than half an hour since Mr. Weldon telephoned him, Father". He says "Less than half an hour. That means nothing to you, Marion. You have years of life ahead of you. The doctors say I have only a few months at most". The old man asks "Weldon, you really believe this new doctor can save me?" Weldon says "Dr. Von Tellberg has accomplished some remarkable cures, Mr. Blaine. I have great faith in him". Mr. Blaine says "I should have sent for him weeks ago instead of only today". Marion says "I don't share your secretary's faith in this Dr. Von Tellberg, Father. As I told you before, other medical men consider him a charlatan". Weldon says "Other medical men are envious of his success, Miss Blaine". Marion says "What success, Mr. Weldon? According to my information, he hasn't proved a single one of his claims". Mr. Blaine says "Marion, I don't think you want me to get well". She says "Father!" Mr. Blaine says "Even if this Von Tellberg is a quack, he's my last hope. I'm only 55 years old. A rich man. Someone's got to save me. I can't die, I can't". At that moment, there is a knock on the bedroom door. Marion says "Come in". Andrews, the butler, says "Dr. Von Tellberg is here, Miss Blaine". Mr. Blaine says "Bring him in, Andrews. Bring him in". The doctor comes into the room and says "Good afternoon". Mr. Blaine says "I am Foster Blaine, Dr. Von Tellberg. This is my daughter, Marion. You already know my private secretary, Homer Weldon. Marion says "You'll wish to examine Father. I'll leave you alone". The doctor says "Please stay, Miss Blaine. An examination at this time is unnecessary. Mr. Weldon has provided me with your father's latest x-ray photographs, which I have carefully studied. Mr. Blaine, I can practically guarantee to restore you to health".

Mr. Chameleon - The Dazed Girl Murder Case

At three o'clock on a bright autumn afternoon, Mr. Chameleon is standing in front of his office window, gazing at the street below, when suddenly, his office door is flung open. The Police Commissioner comes in and hurriedly says "Chameleon, let me give you this quick. I'm sending Detective Arnold in with a dazed hysterical girl who says she just saw a ghastly murder committed". Chameleon says "What?" The girl says "Yes, I saw it. I saw it, that horrible night! ... the blood ..."  Detective Arnold says "Easy, Miss ..." The Commissioner says "That's all she keeps saying, the knife, the blood! Oh, Miss Wren, this is Mr Chameleon.  She says ... the knife ... the blood". Commissioner says "I'll leave it to you, Chameleon. Maybe you can get something out of her". Chameleon says "You look like a girl in need of a friend, Miss Wren. What do your friends call you?" She says "Eileen, but I have no friends. The only one I had, I saw murdered this afternoon. It was my guardian, Glendale Ferguson. Oh, he was so kind. He couldn't believe there was wickedness in anyone". Chameleon says "Eileen, start at the beginning and tell me exactly what happened". Eileen says "Mr. Chameleon, I was in my guardian, Mr. Ferguson's, study this afternoon. I was sitting across the desk from him when Ferguson said "You're making me very happy. I know you're getting better. You'll soon be the girl you were when you came to me". She says "Yes, but I still keep seeing murder in this house". Ferguson said "Eileen, don't get back on that track again. It's just what we're trying to cure". Eileen told him "But I tell you, I beg you to listen. Your own sister, Mrs. Lambert, she's gonna kill you". Ferguson laughs, and said "Elizabeth is going to kill me? Nonsense". Eileen told him "She's bringing people to this house to murder them. I've heard the screams. The terror of it". Ferguson said "Well,, at least she's not murdering anybody now. She's baking a loaf of bread. At any minute, she'll bring it in here hot and give each of us a piece".

The Adventures of Philip Marlowe - The Birds on the Wing

Exactly at noon, Marlowe receives a telephone call from Miss Hattie Pembrooke, guardian of her nephew, the millionaire thrill seeking screw ball Page Pembrooke.  An hour later, Marlowe made his way to the carefully tucked away Hollywood Bar, where she had suggested as the meeting place. Marlowe walked in and spotted her at a corner table. That the old girl would be the other side of fifty, and doing a little too much to disguise it. Marlowe also noticed that she was drinking her whiskey neat. When Marlowe approached her and introduced himself, she started to come right to the point, but didn't quite make it. Hattie says "Mr. Marlowe. Oh, how rude of me. I'm sorry. You're probably dying for a drink. Oh, waiter". Marlowe says "Well, frankly, Miss Pembrooke, I'm not exactly dying". Hattie says "No, no, no. I know you men and your early afternoon appetite for a friendly drink. There's no harm in it. Matter of fact, I've already had, well, I've had a small drink myself". Marlowe says "No fooling?" Hattie says "Oh, waiter. This gentleman's order, please". The waiter says "Yes, ma'am. What'll it be, sir?" Marlowe says "Scotch and soda, if the lady will join me". Hattie says "Oh, no, I couldn't" Marlowe says "Really?" Hattie says "Well, alright. Scotch for me, too". As the waiter leaves, Hattie says "Mr. Marlowe, let's get down to business. Have you ever been to Oxnard, California?" Marlowe says "Uh-huh". Hattie says "Good, because that's where my nephew is. Also, it's where the Calumet Valley County Fair is being held, whatever that may be. And, most importantly, it's where you can probably find out what kind of trouble Page is in. You see, the poor boy is ...." Marlowe says "Down to his last five million bucks?  No, I'm sorry Miss Pembrooke, I don't think I want the job after all". Hattie says "Now, one moment. Why not?" Marlowe says "Well, frankly, I hope you'll excuse the reference, but your polo playing motorboat racing daredevil nephew is a jerk". Hattie laughs and says "I know. Page Pembrooke III is an unmitigated ass, a virile egomaniac, and an idiot who's never done an honest day's work in his life". 

The Man Called X - University of Leiden

Near where the great River Rhine finally meanders home to the North Sea lies the ancient Dutch city of Leiden. Its quaint gabled houses and bright colored tulip gardens surround one of the great seats of European culture, the University of Leiden. For three centuries these cloistered halls have been a haven of quiet, dignity, and peace. However, lately, the silence has been shattered. The old stone walls echo with the angry shouts of students protesting against a campus organization called the League of Soviet Friendship, which has been circulating the infamous Stockholm Peace Appeal on campus. When the students learn that one of Holland's greatest patriots, Professor Johannes van Fleet, of the university, has actually signed the petition, riots break out. Meanwhile, Ken Thurston and the Chief of Operations are discussing the situation. The Chief says "Here's the end of that teletype report from Leiden, Ken. Four students were killed, and a dozen more were severely injured. The police finally broke it up with tear gas". Ken says "No, I just don't get it". Chief says "Student riots are nothing new in Europe". Ken says "It's van Fleet, I can't understand. His signing that Stockholm petition is practically an open switch to the Communists". Chief says "Well, you knew the old Professor during the war, didn't you?" Ken says "Yes, and he hated injustice, oppression, and intolerance. It's hard to believe that he'd fall for this Stockholm fraud". Chief says "Ken, you don't think they forged his signature, do you?" Ken says "Could be. They've got plenty of reason to. The Christian Republican party is the most influential in the Netherlands. Suppose it falls apart? The radicals may then be able to pull the countries clear out of the Atlantic Pact". Chief says "You're right, but the bureau hasn't any authority to interfere in the internal affairs of another country". Ken says "Oh Chief, I know. It's just that, well, Professor van Fleet was a pretty good friend. Let's see, I'm due to leave for Manilla on Tuesday, that gives me a free weekend". Chief says "Oh, now wait a minute". Ken says "So long, Chief. I'll send you some tulips".

21st Precinct - The Sticks

Captain Frank Kennelly is working the day tour, 8:00 AM to 6:00 PM. It was Sunday, and things were quiet in the precinct.  However, during the last few weeks, we had received several complaints from various churches about boys playing in nearby streets in a boisterous manner and disturbing the services. Kennelly had given instructions at the morning turnout for the men on post and in sector cars to correct this situation by warning the boys to play more quietly. Later, during the course of patrol on Second Avenue, Kennelly saw Sector Car Number One, the Sergeant's Car, and the Detective Squad Car of the 21st, parked outside the fence around a new construction project on which excavation had started about two weeks before. Kennelly instructed his operator to pull in as he got out of the car and headed for a gate in the fence. He saw Sergeant Waters also walking toward the gate. Kennelly says "Sergeant, what do we got?" Waters says "Hello, Captain. It's in here". They go through the gate, and Waters says "They had a burglary in the tool shack down there". As they are looking at the excavated site, Kennelly says "That's a pretty deep hole they dug". Waters says "Yes, sir". Kennelly says "Well, what do we got?" Waters says "There was a call from the watchman. See that wooden shack way down there at the bottom? That's what was broken into". Kennelly asks "What was stolen, Sergeant? Waters says "Eleven sticks of dynamite and eight blasting caps". Kennelly says "Yeah?" Waters says "Yes, sir". Kennelly asks "Where are the detectives?" Waters says "Lieutenants Matt King and Pete Vitelli are here, sir. They are inside the shack talking with the watchman. After listening to the details, King says to Kennelly "I believe whoever is responsible knew what they we doing. They knew how to handle this stuff". Kennelly says "Safe burglars?" King says "That's what it looks like to me". Kennelly says "Matt, if they were safe burglars, why didn't they take this stuff? Here's an acetylene and an oxygen tank. A cutting torch is made to order for safe burglars. You know, I think it was done by a bunch of kids".

Richard Diamond, Private Detective - The Jewel Thief

The phone is ringing in Richard's office. He picks it up and says "Diamond Detective Agency, happy homicide". Lieutenant Levinson says "You know, that's pretty bad". Richard says "Well, what can I do for you, Walt?" Levinson says "You can get right down here. I need a favor". Richard says "Alright, business is slower than a drunk turtle, so I'll be right there". Shortly, Richard walks into the squad room of the 5th Precinct, where, as always, the king of the jungle was on hand to greet him. Otis says "Well, good morning, Shamus". Richard says "Sergeant Otis, you look terrible". Otis says "What's wrong?" Richard says "Well, it's obvious. You've been sleeping in the wrong position". Otis says "What are you talking about? Richard says "Oh, Otis, you've got to get rid of the bats in your house. They're used to hanging upside down". Otis says "Oh, for Pete's sake. The Lieutenant's expecting you. Go on in". Richard goes into the Lieutenant's office and says "Hello, Walt". Levinson says "How are you, Rick? You've been needling Otis again?" Richard says "Oh, a little". Levinson says "You got to stop that. When you come in, he begins to sulk. And I've got to work with him all day. Richard says "I see. Now, what's with you?" Levinson says "Well, we got a tip that a guy named Wells had a stash of stolen jewelry". Richard says "You said he "had" a stash. You mean he hasn't got it anymore?" Levinson says "That's right. We have it". Richard asks "Why is the Homicide Division mixed up with this?" Levinson says "When the robbery boys got over to this guy's house, they found him dead. Shot through the head with a small caliber automatic. The jewelry was found in the water pipes under the sink". Richard asks "What do you want me for?" Levinson says "Well's wife says the jewels are hers, but we don't believe it, so we went through all the regular channels to find the owner. Nobody identifies it. And if we don't get a claim soon, I've got to give them to her". Richard says "And you think the jewelry is stolen?" Levinson says "We know it's stolen. It has to be. These people don't have the money for a fast meal at the Automat". 

Barrie Craig, Confidential Investigator - For Love of Murder

In response to a begging letter received from an inmate named Maxie Potter, Barrie was on his way to pay him a visit at The Tombs, officially known as the Manhattan Detention Complex, a municipal jail in New York City. When Barrie walked toward his cell, Maxie's eyes lit up like 100 watt light bulbs. He says "Barrie Craig, you've got a heart". Barrie says "And you've got a nerve". Maxie says "Just for asking you to come?" Barrie says "For confusing me with the Legal Aid Society". Maxie says "What's wrong with helping people?" Barrie says "Starvation. I don't get paid". Maxie says "I'll tell you what, I'll owe you your expenses". Barrie says "The road to hunger is paved with bad debts". Maxie says "Oh, shades of Mrs. O'Hoolihan". Barrie says "Mrs. O'Hoolihan?" Maxie says "She was my teacher in continuation school. She used to say it". Barrie says "But, it made no impression on you?" Maxie says "No. What I went for was it's blessed to receive". Barrie says "And so, you wrote to me. Now, what do you want?" Maxie says "For you to get me out". Barrie says "I never engineer prison breaks". Maxie says "I want you to put up my bail". Barrie asks "How much? Maxie says "500 dollars". Barrie says "Well, I haven't got it". Maxie says "How about real estate? They'll take that for bail". Barrie says "The only real estate I own is a cemetery plot". Maxie says "Oh, I see. Wait, you're a citizen in good standing. Judge Fanza, he'll let me out on your, uh, your ... what's the word I'm trying for?" Barrie says "Recognizance". Maxie says "Yeah, on that. Well, will you?" Barrie says "You've sure got cheek". Maxie says "Hey, I got troubles. I share them. I'm not proud". Barrie says "Well, what's the charge against you?" Maxie says "Assault, Third degree. Hardly nothing", Barrie asks "Who'd you hit?" Maxie says "Randy Lomax, the talent agent. You might have heard of him" Barrie says "Everybody has". Maxie says "He's been promoting my girl. Feeding her baloney about how he's going to make her a big star. I lost my head and hit him". Barrie asks "With what?" Maxie says "With a brick. But, that's between us. In court, I'm denying it". 

CBS Radio Mystery Theater - Blizzard of Terror

Jim and Helen Crane are driving home through a blizzard on Thunder Mountain after a skiing weekend at a mountain resort. The announcer on the car radio says "We have a special bulletin from the Big Indian Sheriff's Office. Sheriff Ed Ralston has warned all motorists to stay off the roads on Thunder Mountain. Not only because of the blizzard conditions but also because the man sought for the brutal knife murder of the Grant family is believed to be hiding out somewhere on the mountain". Helen says "Jim, please, turn the radio off". After he does, Helen says "Thank you, Mr. Crane". Jim says "You're welcome, Mrs. Crane". Helen says "We don't need to be told again and again that we're in a blizzard on Thunder Mountain. We know we are, thanks to you. I'm sorry". Jim says "Okay, skip it. Maybe it is my fault". After a few seconds, Jim says "You know, I can't see the road. All I can see is snow". Helen says "What's that?" Jim says "What's what?" Helen says "There. Just ahead. Back under the trees. A cabin. We better stop". Jim says "Oh, no. No way. We're just managing to make it up this grade, now. If we stop, we'll never get started again"  Helen says "If we keep going, we're sure to get stuck. Those snow drifts out there are getting worse". Jim says "I know". Helen says "We'd be safer in that cabin". Jim says "We could freeze to death". Helen says "Would you please, for once, listen to reason?" Jim says "Okay. Okay. You win. You always do". Jim stops the car, and Helen says "Don't stop here. The cabin's over there". Jim says "If we drive in there, we will get stuck". Helen says "You really are going to have to get new glasses. Can't you see the road to it? There's tire tracks. Snowed over". Jim parks in front of the cabin. They get out and knock on the front door, saying "Hello, Anybody Home?" Helen says "Just open the door and go in". They go inside saying "Hello?". Jim says "There must be someone here. There's a fire still smoldering in the fireplace". Looking around, they find no one. Helen goes into the kitchen, and says "Jim, look! There's blood everywhere!"

The Adventures of Rocky Jordan - The White Beetle

Someone is knocking loudly on the back door of the Cafe Tambourine. Rocky says "Go around to the front way. The Tambourine is open". The knocking continues. Rocky says "The front door, I said". The voice outside says "Rocky, let me in". Rocky says "Alright, just cut out the pounding". Rocky opens the door and says "Scrappy Sims!" He says "Please help me". Rocky says "What's the matter with you?" Scrappy says "I can't ...." Rocky says "Let me help you to this couch. Easy does it". Scrappy says "Thanks".  Rocky says "Bullet wound, is that what it is? I'll get help, just give me that package". Scrappy says "No, no, no". Rocky says "Easy fellow, you're alright here". Scrappy says "No, the beetle". Rocky says "The what? Help me, Scrappy. What are you trying to say?" Scrappy says "Nobody gets the white beetle". Rocky says "Now, listen to me. Who shot you, and why?" Rocky picks up the phone, calls the Emergency Hospital. and says "There's a man here that is shot up bad. Get an ambulance over here the quickest way you can. I'll explain when you get here". Rocky's next call was meant for Captain Sam Sabaya of the Cairo Police, but he didn't finish dialing. Someone behind Rocky says "Make that call later, Mr. Jordan". Rocky turned and saw her standing there. She was small and olive skinned with dark eyes and wearing a white dress. She had no fear at all, maybe because of the gun held in her hand. She says "Later, I said. Put down the phone". Rocky says "Doesn't anybody use the front door?" She says "I'm not here for pleasure, Mr. Jordan. I'm doing only what is necessary". Rocky says "Like finishing up your job on Scrappy Sims?" She says "You're much too hasty with your conclusions". Rocky says "Just don't touch him lady. I'm telling you, leave him alone". She says "I'm interested only in what he holds in his hand. Get it for me and don't open it". Rocky says "It's all yours". She says "Lay it on the table, and then keep back". Rocky says "Hey, by the way, what good is a white beetle?" She says "No good to you, Mr. Jordan, I assure you".

Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar - The Fatal Filet Matter

Johnny receives a call from Ray Connally, an agent from the Continental Insurance Company. Johnny says "Hello, Ray. What's the problem?" Ray says "Problem? No problem at all, actually". Johnny says "Huh?" Ray says "Are you busy tonight, Johnny?" He says "No, no plans at all". Ray says "Well, you see, my wife's out of town for a few days, and Johnny, well, I wonder if you'd have dinner with me tonight". Johnny says "Why, sure, why not?" Ray says "Well, I happen to have a nice thick filet of prime beef in my refrigerator at home. My wife ordered some groceries sent over from Morris Bane's Market before she left. If you like steak, come over to my place at about 6:30. I'll pour you a couple of cocktails before dinner, okay?" Johnny says "Ray, you're sure there isn't something that's bothering you?" Ray says "We'll talk about it later". Johnny says "Yeah, okay". Ray says "Good. I'll see you at 6:30" and hangs up the phone. Johnny thought there was something very funny about Ray Connally's sudden invitation to have dinner with him, much less cocktails. He knew Ray had problems with ulcers, and had listened to him talk about his ulcer-free diet many times. Later, Johnny took a cab to Ray's apartment, On the ride over, Johnny decided that if he did have something bothering him, he'd get around to it. Ray opens the door, and says "Johnny, I'm glad to see you. Come in". Johnny says "How are you, Ray?" He says "Well, you know how it is. What would you like to drink?" Johnny says "Scotch and soda". Ray says "Have it for you in a second". He brings Johnny his drink, and Johnny says "You're not having one?" Ray says "Maybe I'll have a glass of milk. Oh, by the way, how do you like your steak?" Johnny says "Blood rare". Ray says "Okay, I have to have mine very well done. Later, Ray accidently cooks both well done. He says "I'm sorry, Johnny". He says "It's alright, I'll find the makings of a sandwich in the kitchen". After they finished eating, Ray suddenly becomes very sick, and falls to the floor. Johnny calls Ray's doctor, who eventually calls for an ambulance.

Mr. Keen, Tracer of Lost Persons - The Case of the Murdered Detective

Mr. Keen and his partner, Mike Clancy are filing paperwork in the office when the telephone begins to ring. Mike picks up the receiver, and hears a familiar voice on the line saying "Mr. Keen?" Mike says "No, this is his partner, Mike Clancy speaking". The voice says "Mike, this is Jim Ryan". Mike says "Jim, my boy, and how are you?" He says "Fine, Mike. Would you put Mr. Keen on the line, please? It's important". Mike says "Sure, just a second. Mr. Keen? It's Jim Ryan, the police force detective. He says it's important". Keen says "Alright, I'll take it". Mike hands him the receiver. Keen says "Yes, Jim?" He says "I'm calling from a phone booth in the Hotel Metropole. I'm working on a case, and I thought you might be able to help me out". Keen says "I'll do anything I can". Jim says "Do you remember a man named Martin Cook?" Keen says "Martin Cook?" Jim says "He's in the real estate business. He was called as a material witness in an embezzlement case two years ago. If I remember, you had something to do with breaking that case". Keen says "Just a moment, Jim. I'll ask Mike Clancy to check through the files". Jim says "I don't have much time, Mr. Keen. As a matter of fact, I've been trailing Cook for the past three hours and .... ugh!" Keen says "Jim! Jim Ryan!" Barely audible, Jim says "Knife! ... Knife ... " Keen says "Jim!". Mike asks "What's the trouble, boss?" Keen says "We've got to go to the Hotel Metropole, Mike, quickly. Something's happened to Jim Ryan. And I only hope we're not too late". Soon, Mr. Keen and Mike are looking over the public telephone booths at the hotel. Mike says "This first one's empty, Mr. Keen. Let's see if the other one...." Keen says "Mike, help me open this door". He says "Wait, there's someone inside, crumbled up against the wall. Let's see if we can open this phone booth door". They force the door open. Keen says "Mike, it's Jim Ryan. He's dead. He's got a knife in his back". Mike says "Surely he was one of my old friends in the police force. A better man never lived. I'd like to get my hands on the man...." Keen says "Easy, Mike. Let's keep our heads. We've got work to do".

Official Detective - Hogan Murder Case

Nick and Delma are walking toward Hogan's Tavern. Delma says "Is that the place? That joint over there?" Nick says "Yeah, Delma. Come on." Delma says "He does a roaring business. There's nobody inside". As they walk in, Nick says "Remember, don't touch the glasses. Let them sit there". Delma says "Yeah, I know". Hogan comes over and says "Howdy, folks. A nice night, huh? A little warm, though". Nick says "That's why we came in". Hogan says "What will it be?" Nick says "Two beers". Hogan says "Coming up". Nick asks Delma "What's the time?" She says "Near 10 o'clock". Nick says "He'll be along soon". Hogan brings over the beer and says "Kramer's batting pretty good this year". Nick says "So far". Delma asks "Who's Kramer?" Nick says "Uh, she don't follow baseball". Hogan says "Hey, you folks are new around here, aren't you?" Nick says "Yeah, but we'll be in from time to time". Hogan says "Good". Nick asks "Uh, do you know Monk Sobee?" Hogan says "Monk, sure. He drops in here every night just about this time. Is he a friend of yours?" Nick says "In a way". Hogan says "Monk's a great guy. He usually gets here by 10 o'clock. Hogan then starts talking about baseball again, and Nick asks "Got anything to eat?" Delma says "Yeah, we're hungry". Hogan says "Well, sure. Anything you want?" Nick says "How about a couple hamburgers?  Hogan says "Coming right up". Hogan goes to the backroom and Delma says "I was wondering if you were going to get rid of him". Nick says "Sobee just parked his car across the street. He's coming over now". Delma says "I just hope baseball Joe doesn't come out again and start trouble". Nick says "This won't take long. Turn your head away from the door. Okay, get set". Monk walks in to the tavern and says "Hey, Hogan. Set them up, I'm thirsty". Nick jumps up and fires two shots into him!" Nick says "Come on, Delma!" and they run out of the tavern. Hogan comes from the backroom and says "Hey, what's going on out here? Good Lord. Where's that telephone? Hello, operator. Give me the police quick!"

This Is Your FBI - Salesman of Espionage

In the days immediately prior to America's entry into the Second World War, increased FBI surveillance under a presidential directive had so restricted the maneuverability of German agents that they were forced in many cases to employ professional artists of intrigue those whose business it is to spy for monetary profit. Two of these professional spies, on one particular night, were in a small cabin cruiser put out from a private pier near an isolated beach somewhere in the Galveston, Texas area and headed out into the Gulf of Mexico. At the wheel. Richard Fairfield, about 22 years of age, and his mother, Mrs. Fairfield, in her middle forties. About four miles out, Richard says "Mother, we're in luck so far, but what if we should encounter the Coast Patrol?" She says "You have a permit for the boat, haven't you?" Richard says "Yes, but we hardly have a license to carry the kind of cargo we have on board". Mrs. Fairfield says "Let me worry about that, Richard". He says "But suppose they should come aboard for an inspection?" She says "I shall do the talking and no one will come aboard". Richard says "But they just might". Mrs. Fairfield says "Richard, please". He says "Okay". She says "I detest violence of this kind. It is so uncouth". Richard says "Well, there was nothing else to do after he repented and threatened to expose us. If we'd let him get away, the jig would have been up for us". Mrs. Fairfield says "He was a handsome man, wasn't he, Richard?" He says "As I could tell, you thought so". She says "Such a delightful cocktail companion, too". Richard says "Well, getting back to business, Mother, what we learned from him should be worth at least a thousand dollars to the Germans". Mrs. Fairfield says "Nonsense, Richard, two thousand or we shan't have it". He says "Very well. Don't you think this is far enough out?" She says "I should think so". Richard says "Okay then, I'll cut it down and let it drift, while we do the rest". Mrs. Fairfield asks "Can you manage alone?" He says "Yes, I think so. Here goes". A loud splash is heard, and Mrs. Fairfield says "Goodbye old dear, and thanks for the information".

Gang Busters - The Case of the Mistreated Lady

A vacationing carpenter named Roger Kensil enjoyed a brief visit with some friends living near Los Angeles. Early in the morning of September 8th, Roger set out on the highway to drive home. About noon, after seeing a hitchhiker on the road, he pulls his car to a stop. Roger says "Going far?" The hitchhiker says "All the way". Roger says "Well, come on". Hitchhiker says "Thanks, I've been standing there for two hours". Roger says "I don't pick up hitchhikers ordinarily, but it's getting pretty cold, alright". Hitchhiker says "It sure is. The mercury's down to 32 degrees". Roger says "You don't say. Do you live around here?" He says "Just passing through. My name is Olney, Steve Olney". Roger says "Mine's Roger Kensil". Steve asks "You live on the coast, Mr. Kensil?" Roger says "No, I've been visiting friends in Los Angeles. Hey, you mind more company? Up ahead there on the side of the road, that fellow looks like he could use a ride too". Steve says "Hey, he sure does". Roger asks "Think I should stop?" Steve says "Well, it'll be nice of you, Mr. Kensil. It's awful cold out there". Roger says "Why not? We got plenty of room. Maybe later on, we can take turns at the wheel". Steve says "I'm a good driver, if you want me to take it, sir". Roger says "Just open your door for him, will you?. Want a ride?" The second hitchhiker, named Mike, says "You bet I do". Roger says "Hop in. We got plenty of room in the front, mister". Mike says "I'll just get in the back. No need in crowding you". Roger says "Suit yourself. This guy here was hitchhiking too". Steve says "I just got in a mile or so back". Mike says "I guess this is our lucky day, for you and me". Steve says "Looks that way". Roger says "It does?" Steve says "I think so". Mike says "It's good enough for me. What's his name?" Steve says "Kensil". Roger asks "Did you say something to me?" Mike says "No, but I'm going to. Just pull over to the side". Roger says "What?" Steve says "You heard him". Mike says "Grab the wheel, Steve, to make sure". Roger says "Now, just a minute!" Mike says "Relax, mister. This ain't a cap pistol I got here".

Jeff Regan, Investigator - A Streetcar Named Schultz

Jeff's boss, Anthony J. Lyon, invited him into his office to meet the new client, a young muscular guy of about 27 or 28 years of age. He was dressed in a black cutaway coat, striped trousers, a grey vest, and a silk ascot. Jeff couldn't tell if he came from a wedding or a funeral. Lyon says "Jeffery, come in. I want you to meet our new client, the Earl of Gardener". Jeff says "Hi ya". Lyon says "Our new client has quite a problem". Jeff says "Oh, jolted at the church?" Lyon says "Uh, no, of course not, this is serious, Jeffery. The Earl is a famous wrestler. Surely, you've heard of him". Jeff says "No television set". Lyon says "Well, perhaps I'll let the Earl tell you his own story". The Earl says "Well, I think that would be advisable gentlemen. Last evening, I was engaged in a match with a chap who called himself the Atomic Assassin. It was two out of three falls, a one hour time limit. Naturally, I won. Shortly after the completion of the match, the Atomic Assassin suffered a stomach disorder. I'm not certain of the technical name for it".  Jeff says "We can skip that". The Earl says "The Atomic Assassin is no longer with us". Jeff asks "Retired?" The Earl says "He's dead". Jeff says "It was in the papers". The Earl says "The police have discovered poison in the post-mortem, completed only a few hours ago. They suspected me of murder". Jeff says "That part wasn't in the papers". Lyon says "We must help our client, Jeffrey. He's given us a retainer of 100 dollars. You understand, our client is innocent". Jeff says "Oh, sure". Lyon says "Yes, well, go on". The Earl says "The police are annoying me with their insinuations. The state athletic commission is being, well, downright rude. I will not put up with this any longer. Do I make myself clear?" Jeff says "We find out who killed the Atomic Assassin and you sidestep a murder rap". The Earl says "Precisely". Jeff says "What do you know about the other guy, the Assassinated Adam?" The Earl says "Well, he's a crude fellow, ill mannered, with a dubious family background". Jeff says "Just a moment. Stop the vaudeville, Earl. Murder isn't show business. Give me some facts and fast".

The Adventures of Sam Spade - The Civic Pride Caper

Sam received an invitation letter, and 150 dollars, from a man named Garrett Welch, a promising young architect in the city of Westover, California. Sam had never been there before, so he made the trip. He soon found Welch's residence at the Fairchild Building. As he approached his apartment, Room 212, Sam heard the distinct sounds of vigorous activity coming out through the transom. As he opened the door, two men were engaged in a fight. One was big and one was little. Sam didn't know which one was his client, so he automatically grabs the big guy. Sam asks "What's it all about?" The little guy says "I was being unreasonably attacked by this misguided citizen". The big guy says "I ought to kill you. That's what I ought to do". Sam says "Why?" Little guy says "Oh, let him go. Beat it, Cogden. Wait until you can catch me alone in some dark alley". Cogden says "Don't think I won't". Sam says "Well, I take it your name is Garrett Welch". He says "It is. And I want to thank you, friend". Sam says "Your mouth is kind of cut up". Welch says "Oh, it's nothing. You want a drink?" Sam says "I never touch it". Welch says "I've already had a few drinks today. It helps me forget and it also keeps me from thinking". Sam says "Why did you send for me? To be a bodyguard?" Welch says "No. Let them have their fun. I don't mind". Sam says "Look, you're paying for my time. Why don't we, uh, get with it?" Welch says "Why not? Come over here to the window. Yeah, look out there, to the far corner. Sam says "Oh, you mean that building?" Welch says "Pile of rubbish is a better description". Sam asks "What happened? Fire?" Welch says "No, it collapsed one night last week. More than 3,000 people in it at the time. Five of them were killed, and many others were injured". Sam asks "How did it happen?" Welch says "It just collapsed. It was a municipal auditorium built to honor the war dead. I was the architect". Sam asks "What'd you do wrong?" Welch says "Nothing. Somebody cheated in the construction. Somebody didn't follow my plans. I don't know who it is. That's why I invited you here".

The Epic Casebook - An Author's Ending

Inspector Carr was in his office when he received the news over the phone about the murder of the famous author. Carr says "Olivia Shaw has been shot dead, you say?" The constable says "Yes, sir". Carr asks "When and where?" Constable says "The call just came through, sir. At 14 Edward Terrace region". Carr says "14 Edward Terrace, right. Has any action been taken?" Constable says "Yes, sir. Sergeant Wilkins from the Marivan police station". Carr asks "Is he at the address now?" Constable says "Right. Transport has been arranged for you, sir". At the scene, Carr was met by Sergeant Wilkins who took him to the second floor where the murder took place. The dead body of Olivia Shaw was slumped across the leather inlaid desk, with a gunshot wound disfiguring the left side of her face. The window immediately behind her was splintered into star-shaped fragments spreading out from a neat hole. It was a typical author's study. Two walls of books, wood paneling, a comfortable armchair, a leather couch, and a coffee table in one corner. Sergeant Wilkins says "I was on patrol car duty, sir. I received a call to proceed here at 6:25 PM. The report indicated that a woman had locked herself in a room and would not answer the door. I was met downstairs by a maid and brought up here, sir, where Mr. Hamilton was waiting for me". Carr says "Mr. Hamilton? Well, who's he?" Wilkins says "The husband. Olivia Shaw was her writing name, sir". Carr asks "Is Mr. Hamilton here?" Wilkins says "Yes, sir. In the drawing room, downstairs". Carr says "You say the door was locked?" Wilkins says "Yes, sir. when Mr. Hamilton called us, he said his wife had been in the study all afternoon, and he was getting worried about her. He said it was urgent, as she was given to fits of extreme depression. When we arrived at the scene, we asked him why he hadn't broken down the door? He said that door was built over 100 years ago, and was solid as a rock". Carr says "You say the door was locked from the inside?" Wilkins says "It was more than that. It was bolted".

The New Adventures of Nero Wolfe - The Lost Heir

As usual, Archie answers the ringing phone in Mr. Wolfe's office. Archie says "Mr. Wolfe's office, Archie Goodwin speaking ... Horus Crail ... Does Mr. Crail know Mr. Wolfe? ... Oh, I see". Wolfe asks "What is it, Archie?" He says "A guy named Horus Crail. His secretary wants to talk to you". Wolfe asks "What about?" Archie says "I don't know". Wolfe says "Ask". Archie says "Mr. Wolfe is rather busy right now, but I'll give him a message if you wish ... Yes ... " Wolfe says "What is the message Mr. Crail's secretary ask you to convey?" Archie says "Just that he wants to see you". Wolfe says "In a rather tragic sense, I suppose he does". Archie says "Why tragic?" Wolfe says "He is blind". Archie says "Okay. Uh, what does Mr. Crail want to see Mr. Wolfe about? ... A murder? ... A murder that can still be prevented?" Wolfe says "Tell him to come here at his own convenience". After hanging up the phone, Archie asks "Who is Horus Crail?" Wolfe says "A prominent industrialist. If you read the papers, you would know". Archie says "Oh yes, The Crail Company. How did you know he is blind?" Wolfe says "The papers have carried the story. The headlines read "Blind Father Welcomes Lost Daughter". Later, Mr. Crail and his secretary, Hugh Gaines, arrive at Wolfe's office. Wolfe says "Well, Mr. Crail, what can I do for you?" Crail says "As you see, Mr. Wolfe, I am blind". Wolfe says "You have my deepest sympathy". Crail says "I don't give a hoot for your sympathy, Mr. Wolfe, but thank you, of course". Crail says "I mention my condition merely because it affects the position in which I find myself. Hugh, tell Mr. Wolfe about my daughter. Oh incidentally, Mr. Wolfe, I asked my secretary to do this because in this way you will get a firsthand account". Hugh says "Last Tuesday at about 3:00 in the afternoon, a young woman walked into the house and said she wanted to see her father. I spoke to her myself. She said her name is Magda Crail. I asked her certain questions". Wolfe asks "Why, Mr. Gaines?  Crail says "He asked her questions because he thought, and I thought, that my daughter died 13 years ago".

Box 13 - Last Will and Nursery Rhyme

Dan Holiday receives a letter in his Box 13 from an old college friend, Ted Kenworth. The letter reads "Dan, I'm inviting you up to Fair Oaks to spend the last weekend with me. Forget your Box 13 gag for a while and grab yourself a little vacation. There's not much I can offer in the way of excitement or adventure, but if you'll really go any place or do anything, you'll like seeing the crumbling grandeur of the last of the Kenworth's. You know how to get here and I'll be waiting. How about it? Signed, Ted". Susie says "I think you should go, Mr. Holiday. You need a rest" Dan says "Oh, Susie, every time I go for a rest, something happens to me". Susie says "But what can happen at a nice quiet place like Fair Oaks? From what your friend Ted says about it, it's just the spot to take it easy". Dan says "Okay, Susie, you talked me into it. Forward my mail to Fair Oaks, care of Ted Kenworth". Later that evening, Dan arrived at Fair Oaks, a large stately mansion that his friend Ted had inherited from his uncle, Thaddeus Kenworth. Dan parked his car on the driveway and Ted came out to greet him. As they walked into the home, Ted says "I'm glad you came, Dan. I've been wanting to have you up here for a long time, but I guess I never got around to it. Dan says "Hey, what do you do for space here? Suppose you have house full of guests and you've only got twenty rooms?" Ted says "Yeah, well don't worry. I won't have it long". Dan asks "What do you mean?" Ted says "Come on in here. It's the only room with chairs. I'm selling Fair Oaks, Dan". He says "You're kidding". Ted says "No, I wish I was. I can't keep this place up". Dan says "You're broke?" Ted says "I'm flatter than last week's pancake". Dan says "But I thought you inherited..." Ted says "The money from Uncle Thaddeus? No, not a thin dime". Dan says "Oh now, wait a minute, he had a thousand bucks for every breath he took". Ted says "Did he? I'm telling you, all he left me was this house". Dan says "Are you sure? It doesn't seem right. Wasn't he a millionaire?" Ted says "Uh-huh". Dan says "So, where's his money?" Ted says "It seems to be all gone".

Bold Venture - Voodoo Vendetta

Slate and Saylor are enjoying sitting in the empty bar at Shannon's Place listening to King Moses sing. Slate says "How do you like that? We have a new neon sign with the biggest arrow in Havana, and no customers. King, go out make sure that arrow is pointed in the right direction". Saylor says "You better do it King, we're too close to the harbor to take chances. There'd be a lot of wet tourists if you...." Hearing footsteps, King says "Here comes a dry one". Slate says "Yeah, looks warm too". A lady walks up to them and says "I'm looking for Mr. Shannon". Slate says "I'm Slate Shannon, Miss uh...." She says "Mrs. Alice Ramsey. I've heard you have a boat for hire". Slate says "That's right, with me in it". Saylor says "I'm the cabin boy". Alice says "I'll give you 200 dollars to take us to Zapata swamps. My husband owns a tobacco plantation there. There'll be my husband, me, and Dr. Lynn Barton". Slate says "It sounds all right, doesn't it, Saylor?" She says "I don't know. Mrs. Ramsey looks like she hasn't finished talking yet". Alice says "There's only one thing more to say. My husband always wished to be buried on a hammock in Zapata". Saylor says "See, I told you to listen, Slate". Alice says "My husband's in a coffin. My husband's dead". Later, as Alice is returning to her hotel room, Lynn asks "Is that you, Alice?" She says "Yes. What are you doing in our room?" Lynn says "Your husband invited me. He got lonely waiting for you. He asked me to play cribbage with him, and I did". Alice says "His favorite game. A game for the old. Where is he?" Lynn says "Asleep in the next room. It was too much for him, the game, and being without you. He tires easily these days, doesn't he?" Alice says "That's a wife's observation, not a doctor's". Lynn says "You always refresh my reasons for adoring you. The way you keep calling me doctor when you know I was branded for malpractice". Alice says "Well, everything's arranged with Mr. Shannon, but I made a condition, though". Lynn asks "What was it?" Alice says "That my husband would be dead. There is a knife in the desk drawer. Lynn, would you get it for me, please?"

Theater Five - The Evil That Men Do

Dr. Alexander Kieran is making a speech to the city of Yorkport. He says "Mr. Mayor and the members of the City Council, forty percent of last year's budget was spent on law enforcement and social agencies for the prevention and control of crime. My new discovery has made that unnecessary. I tell you that I can wipe out crime tomorrow". A council member says "That's ridiculous". Dr. Kieran says "Mr. Mayor, let me defend myself". The Mayor says "Go ahead, doctor, but make it fast". Dr. Kieran says "Five years ago, I started experimenting in my laboratory at the university with a new group of tranquilizers. One in particular seemed promising. I called it "Benefactrol". After the usual laboratory and animal tests, I performed some carefully controlled human experiments. The results were remarkable. Benefactrol immediately controlled and destroyed every antisocial impulse, every tendency towards crime for a period of forty eight hours. The council member says "I don't believe it". Kieran says "Gentlemen, it's true. Crime could be wiped out completely by adding benefactrol in minute quantities to the city water supply. Anyone who drinks city water will instantly be free of criminal tendencies for two whole days". The Mayor says "You"ll have to prove it, doctor". Kieran says "I will accept that challenge. Guard, bring him the prisoner. This is George, an inmate of Chester City Jail. He's had five arrests, four convictions, all crimes of violence". George is escorted into the courtroom, against his will, and making threats. Kieran says "Hello, George. I'm Dr. Alexander Kieran". George says "So what?" Kieran says "All I want you to do is drink one glass of water". George says "What's in it?" Kieran says "Nothing that will hurt you". George says "Five bucks and you got yourself a deal". Kieran says "Alright, here's five bucks". George drinks it, and says "It tastes okay" In a few seconds, George says "That's good.  Anything else I can do for you, doc?" Kieran says "No, that's all". George says "Here, doc, take your five dollars back. I didn't really earn it. I'd feel funny taking it. It would be like stealing".

Suspense - Feast of the Furies

When Sam regained his consciousness, he found himself sitting in the front seat of a car being driven on a coastal highway. The driver says "Well hello, you feeling better?" Sam says "My head, it hurts". The driver says "Yeah, I guess it will for a while". Sam says "There's a lump on my head". The driver says "Well, I guess there would be. Hey, I'm sorry little fellow". Sam says "My hands, they're tied. My feet are too". The driver says "Yeah, they sure are. I tied them". Sam asks "But, why?" The driver says "Well, I didn't want to get rough again. You're such a little guy". Sam says "I don't even know you". The driver says "Well, I don't know you". Sam asks "Who are you?" He says "Oh, you just call me Casey. My last name ... well, it don't matter". Sam says "Casey. I don't know anybody by that name". Casey says "Oh now, we could have a nice trip out. This is a beautiful drive. You see out there? We're driving right along next to the ocean". Sam asks "Where are you taking me?" Casey says "Oh it's not far, now don't start acting up. I want this to be a pleasant trip. I like company". Sam says "Sure, but my hands, they hurt. Couldn't you just loosen the rope a little?" Casey says "I don't think I should. Now, you might try something and then, well I don't think I'd better". Sam says "I don't have any money, you know". Casey says "Now, you don't think I'm a thief, do you?" Sam says "I just can't figure it out, that's all". Casey says "Well, never you mind, you just lean back and enjoy yourself. See, that ocean is big, look at it. Look at all those waves. They never stop. They just keep flapping". Sam says "Casey, you got a cigarette? Casey says "Well, sure thing. I'll even light it for you". Casey gives him the lit cigarette, and Sam says "Thanks". Casey says "Oh, that's all right. I just want to be your friend, well, that is if you'll let me". Sam says "Sure, we'll be friends". Casey says "Just no rough stuff". Sam says "No rough stuff. Gee, this cigarette tastes good". Casey says "Hey, uh, your name is Sam, ain't it?" Sam says "Yeah, why?" Casey says "Well, I just wanted to make sure I got the right guy".

I Was a Communist for the FBI - The Rat Race

In a small, smoky room in downtown Detroit, Matt Cvetic and a handful of nervous men gathered for a communist cell meeting. Like all the other meetings Matt had attended, there was an atmosphere of tension and fear in the room. As the men were waiting for their cell leader, Comrade Greco to appear, Matt was conversing with Gorgy Tamashovina, a pudgy, mustached comrade, who was saying that his wife was not happy with him attending tonight's meeting, because her cousin was visiting them. Gorgy says "I told her that, with me, the party comes first". Matt says "You should bring your wife into the party too, Comrade Gorgy". He says "Comrade Matt, no one, not even Comrade Stalin, himself, could get my wife to go somewhere she does not want to go". Just then, Comrade Greco starts the meeting. He says "Comrade Cvetic, remain at the meeting. I have something special for you". Matt says "Yes, comrade". Greco says "Before we take up the business at hand, Comrade Gorgy, are you aware of the way your wife speaks regarding the party?" Gorgy says "Oh yes, comrade, she says too much sometime". Greco says "You must convert her to the party immediately or get rid of her". Gorgy says "Yes, comrade". Greco says "Very well, let's proceed with the meeting". Later, after the meeting had ended, Matt noticed that Greco was both nervous and excited about something. He says "Comrade Cvetic, go immediately to the Hotel Standish and ask for the key to Room 117. It has been reserved for you". Matt says "Yes, comrade". Greco says "You ask no questions. That is good. Stay in the room, awake. Make no phone calls, not even to the front desk". Matt says "I understand, comrade". Greco says "Comrade, you're a good man to work with". One his way to the hotel, Matt makes a quick call to his FBI handlers. He tells them to quickly place some microphones in Room 117 at the Hotel Standish, and that something big is happening. 

Boston Blackie - The Crooked Carver Brother

The Carver family, Donald, his brother Kenneth, and their mother are eating breakfast at their home. Mrs. Carver says "Donald, what's the matter with your appetite?" Donald says "Nothing's the matter with my appetite, Mom. Ask me what's the matter with the stuff you cooked". Kenneth says "If you don't like what Mom cooked, don't eat it. Don't make any remarks about it either". Donald says "Why don't you shut up". Mrs. Carver says "Donald, don't talk that way to your brother. Kenneth isn't making any trouble". Donald says "He isn't making any pleasant around here either". Mrs. Carver says "Maybe you better leave the table, Donald". He says "I might as well". Kenneth says "Don't let him upset you, Mom. He's just in one of his moods this morning". Mrs. Carver says "He's always in one of his moods". Donald says "I don't know why I put up with you two". Mrs. Carver says "You put up with us? Well, I don't know how we put up with you. You refuse to work, you won't help me around the house, you won't do a thing, and your brother supports you". Donald says "It's a good setup isn't it, Mother? Or do you want me to move out and do things my way?" Mrs. Carver says "Maybe that wouldn't be so bad. Maybe I ought to let you". Donald says "You won't. You'll do anything to keep me out of trouble. By the way, I need ten dollars for this afternoon". Mrs. Carver says "I won't give it to you". Donald says "Alright, then I'll ...." Kenneth says "Better give it to him, Mom. He'll just go out and try to steal it if you don't". Donald says "Thanks brother. You're almost a good guy, sometimes". Mrs. Carver says "You ought to be ashamed to take money from me, Donald. It's Kenneth's money. He works for it and all you do is spend it". Donald says "That's the way it's supposed to be. He makes it, I spend it. Where's the ten dollars, Mom?" She says "I'll get it for you, but believe me, this is going to stop one of these days". Donald says "When it stops, I'll start. That's simple isn't it? Keep me happy, and I keep out of trouble". Mrs. Carver says "Maybe I ought to let you go. You'll end up in just one place, the electric chair, and maybe that's a good idea".

Dragnet - The Big Dare

It was Wednesday, September 29th. Detective Sergeants Joe Friday and Ben Romero are working the night watch out of Homicide Detail. Friday was on his way back from the interrogation room. It was 11:23 PM when he got to Room 42 Homicide. There, he sees Romero, who asks him "Did they bring Palmer in yet?" Friday says "He's in the interrogation room. The Captain's with him". Romero asks "What's his story?" Friday says "He claims he had nothing to do with it. Have you contacted any of the boys' relatives?" Romero says "He hasn't got any in town. It was just him and his mother". Friday asks "You called Juvenile Hall, didn't you?" Romero says "Yeah, they'll look after him for the time being. Pretty big shock for a kid". Friday says "Yeah. Did you get anything out of him?" Romero says "Harry and I have been talking to him. He's just starting to make sense. You want to lend a hand?" Friday says "Sure". He walks into the room where Robert Palmer is being questioned about the stabbing death of his mother. Robert says "We were going to the beach tomorrow, my mother and I. She had the day off and we were going to the beach. That's all I know". Friday says "Alright, Robert. Come on, son. It's going to be all right now. We need your help, Robert. I think you could answer a few questions for us". Robert looks at Friday and says "You're the cop that drove me down here, aren't you?". Friday says "That's right". Robert says "I'm not going back to the house". Friday says "You won't have to, son". Robert says "I'm never going back to that place. It was awful". Friday says "Could you start from the beginning for us, Bob, and just take it easy? Tell us what you know". Robert says "Well, all I know is I left the house about half past seven. Mom gave me the money to go to a show". Friday asks "Was she alone in the house when you left?" Robert says "Yes, that's right". Romero asks "What time did the movie let out?" Robert says "About 11 o'clock. It was pretty late for a school night, so I went straight home. Then, I found Mom was in the bedroom. She was on the floor. There was this knife, this big knife".

Night Beat - The Juvenile Gangster

Randy Stone, reporter for the Chicago Star newspaper, stops at the local Police Precinct to see if there were any late developments regarding the two escaped prisoners, Gus Reed and Neil Ramsey. The police told him that there might be some news later, so Randy steps out for a cup of coffee and a sandwich at a nearby delicatessen named Harpoon Louie's. As he walks in, the deli owner, Lou, says "Oh Hello, Mr. Stone. It's been a few nights since I've seen you. Been working hard?" Randy says "Well, I've been on the jump lately. What's good tonight?" Lou, says "Got a fresh baked ham tonight". Randy says "That's a deal. I'll have it on rye bread with a cup of coffee". Just then, a thirteen year old boy walks in wearing a Halloween-type alien mask. Randy says 'Well, look at what just walked in, the man from Mars. What happened, your flying saucer break down?" Lou says "Well, goodness, you're a big boy to be wearing a Halloween mask". The kid says "Shut up". Randy says "What's the big idea?" The kid says "What's it look like? This is a stickup!" The kid in the mask looked very amusing, but he 38 caliber gun he held in his hand did not. The kid says "Open the cash register. Let's have it, quick". Lou says "Well, all right". Randy says "Easy with that gun, kid". He says "Shut up and empty your pockets. You, behind the counter, lay the money on the showcase". Lou says "It isn't worth it, you know, son". As the kid steps forward, with his eyes on the money, Randy lunged at him. The kid whirled around as Randy's fist smashed against his wrist. The gun hit the floor. As Randy grabs the kid's mask, he trips and hits his head on the radiator. The next thing Randy remembers is Lou and two police officers standing over him. An officer says "He's coming around. How's your head, Stone?" Randy says "It feels like a sagging circus tent". Lou says "Here, let me help you up". Randy says "Thanks, I can manage". An officer gives Randy a piece of paper and says "Look at this description of the kid that Lou gave us". Randy says "Yeah, this looks right". Lou says "Why do you think a child would do a thing like that?" 

Agatha Christie - The Unexpected Guest

After having a car accident, a stranger walks toward an elegant older home, in hopes of being able to summon help. Crossing the lawn, he sees that the house is in total darkness. He approaches a set of French windows and peers inside. Unable to discern any movement, he knocks on the window. Getting no response, he tries the handle and finds it open. Cautiously walking inside, he says "Hello? Is anyone here?" Seeing a middle-aged man sitting in a chair, the stranger says "Oh, I'm sorry. It's this confounded fog. I've just run my car off the road into a ditch. I haven't the faintest idea where I am. I must have run off the main road somewhere. I've been driving around for an hour or more. Are you asleep?" He walks closer to the middle aged man and says "Good God. He's dead". A woman standing nearby says "Yes". Startled, the stranger says "You know?" The woman says "Yes". He says "This man has been shot, through the head. Who?" After pausing for a few seconds, the stranger says "You shot him?" The woman says "Yes. The telephone is on the desk". The stranger says "Telephone?" The woman says "If you want to ring up the police". He says "Well, a few minutes one way or the other won't make any difference. They'll have a bit of a job getting here in this fog, anyway. I'd like to know a little more. Who is he?" She says "My husband. His name is ... was Richard Warrick. I'm Laura Warrick. Hadn't you better ring the police?" He says "All in good time. Nothing wrong with having a cozy little chat first, is it?" She asks "Who are you? How did you happen to come here tonight?" He says "My name is Michael Starkweather. I'm an engineer. My mother's family came from this part of the world. I thought I might buy a little house. For the last two hours, I've been hopelessly lost driving around all the twisted lanes in South Wales. Ended up in a ditch. Thick fog everywhere. I found your gate and groped my way to this house. Tried the handle of the window. It wasn't locked. So I walked in. Whereupon, I find...." She says "the door opens and the unexpected guest comes in".

Dangerous Assignment - Recover Stolen Dynamite

Agent Steve Mitchell walks into the Commissioner's office and says "Good morning, Commissioner, Ruth left a note on my desk that said you wanted to see me. Incidentally where is she?" Commissioner says "Down at the Red Cross donating some blood. I gave her the day off". Steve says "I've got a date for the same thing". Commissioner says "Every American should donate blood to the Red Cross, but right now, take a look at this". Steve says "A piece of string?" Commissioner says "Describe it to me as accurately as you can".  Steve says "Okay, it's about a foot long". Commissioner says "Eleven inches to be exact". Steve says "Okay, eleven inches. It's got four knots, and they're unevenly spaced. That's about all I can see. So, you're a string saver, Commissioner. Is that what you called me in here to tell me?" Commissioner says "Not exactly. In the first place, I have a hunch that's about the most important piece of string in the world right now. In the second place, it's not mine. It belongs to Jim Slater". Steve says "Oh, is Jim back? That's good". The Commissioner says "Jim's dead, Steve. He was murdered in Panama the night before last. He was one of your best friends, Steve, that's why I figured you'd want to take over his assignment". Steve says "Yeah, I do, but I never knew what Jim was working on. He just dropped out of sight about a month ago". Commissioner says "Very few people did know about his assignment, Steve. I sent him to Panama a month ago". Steve says "Panama? What's going on down there?" Commissioner says "Plenty, I'm afraid.  Jim Slater was down there investigating a series of thefts that have been going on for the last six months. Civilian construction camps and army engineer stations have been systematically burglarized". Steve says "Look, isn't that a matter for the national police in Panama?" Commissioner says "What's been stolen makes it strictly our business". Steve says "Oh, well, what exactly has been stolen?" Commissioner says "Dynamite, and  It looks like he was on the trail of something, Steve".

The Adventures of the Falcon - The Case of the Carved Ham

It is early Sunday afternoon in New York City and a lovely redhead named Doris Webster gets off the Fifth Avenue bus at 76th Street. As she does, she does she notices a tall thin man behind her. Walking along the street, he's still behind her at 78th Street. By 81st Street, Doris gets a little frightened at the game and stops dead in her tracks, whereupon her shadow almost topples over her. He says "Oh,  I'm terribly sorry, lady. I should have looked where I was going". Doris says "That's the trouble, you did". He says "How's that?" Doris says "You've been following me for the last hour. Listen, Mister, I don't know what your game is". He says "I'm sightseeing". Doris says "Well, do it elsewhere or I'll call the police". The man says "You don't really mean that, do you baby?" Doris, seeing a police officer standing nearby, calls for him. The man says "I guess you do".  The Police Officer asks "You want me, lady?" Doris says "Yes, please". The man says "I guess that's my cue to beat it. Been nice knowing you, honey. We must do this more often". She watches the man walk away, then continues going down the street. Soon, she finds a phone booth and stops to make a call.  The voice on the line says "Hello?" Doris asks "Is that you, Stuart?" He says "Yeah Doris". She says "I got to see you". Stuart asks "Why? What's the trouble?" Doris says "Well, I just had a funny experience. I thought a man was following me". Stuart asks "Was he?" Doris says "Well, he might have been only trying to pick me up, at least that's what he claimed". Stuart says "Don't worry about it, Doris. You come on over. Alright, honey?" Doris says "I'll be there in about twenty minutes. Okay, bye". As she hangs up the phone, a man waiting outside the booth asks "You through with the phone, lady?" She turns around to see the same man that was following her earlier. He says "Oh, hi beautiful, imagine bumping into you here. It certainly is a small world". 

Tales of the Texas Rangers - Hanging by a Thread

At 9:15 on the morning of May 5th, the telephone rings in the sheriff's office in the little town of Finney, Texas. Sheriff Hansen answers "Sheriff's office, Hansen speaking". The voice on the line says "Sheriff, this is George Hawks". Hansen says "How are you, George? What can I do for you?" George says "Nothing now. Nobody can". Hansen says "How's that?" George says "I just called to tell you I'm going to kill myself". Hansen asks "What did you say?" George says "You heard me. It'll take you twenty minutes to get out to my place. By that time, I'll be dead". Hansen says "Now, now wait a minute, George". Hansen then hears the phone being hung up. He calls the operator, and says "This is the Sheriff. That call that just came in here. Where was it from?" The operator says "One moment, Sheriff". After a few seconds, the operator says "That call was placed from 317 out on Gum Creek Road, the residence of Mr. George Hawk". Hansen says "Thank you", and hangs up. He races out to the Hawks Ranch, to find George Hawks dead, hanging in the barn. At the scene, Hansen makes another discovery which prompted him to put in a call to the Texas Rangers. Ranger Jace Pearson was assigned to the case and drove to the Hawks Ranch to meet Sheriff Hansen. He says "Jace, am I glad to see you". Jace says "Howdy, Sheriff. It's been a long time". Hansen says "I hope I didn't call you down here for nothing, Jace, but this looks mighty fishy to me. So, I want you to take a look at the body". Jace says "Hasn't been taken down yet?" Hansen says "No, I put in a call to the coroner, but he was out somewhere. I left a message for him to come out here as soon as they could locate him". Jace asks "How'd you find out about the body, Sheriff?" He says "I got a phone call, Jace, about 9:15. He said he was George Hawks and was going to kill himself. So I drove out fast as I could, but George was dead, hanging by the neck in the barn". Jace says "Sheriff, I know you didn't call me down here to investigate a routine suicide. What's the catch?" Hansen says "Come out to the barn. I need to show you something I noticed".

Michael Shayne, Private Detective - Meet Me at Oakland Depot

It's a bright and sunny San Francisco afternoon. Mike Shayne, and his assistant Phyllis Knight, have closed their office and gone over the bay to the Oakland Railroad Terminal. At the the depot, Phyllis looks at her wristwatch and says "It's twenty minutes past three o'clock. Mike, do you realize that train is five whole hours late?" Mike says "Yeah, this makes our third trip across the bay to meet it". Finally, when the train arrives and the passengers start disembarking, Phyllis says "Hey, I'd still like to know why we had to come clear over here to the train to welcome Mr. Frank Hewitt Newton back to his own town". Mike says "We'll know what a minute, angel. A fifteen word telegram can't say much more than meet me at the depot, Pioneer Limited". Phyllis says "Plus that little business about a package he's sending you, Air Express". Mike says "If something's wrong, I guess he wants fast action on it. Hey, there he is, right ahead of us, with those two men are that redheaded gal". Mike says loudly "Glad to see you, Mr. Newton .... Mr. Newton, hey, it's me, Mike Shayne". Phyllis says "Mr. Newton!"  Mike says "He just looked right through us". Phyllis says "Or maybe he didn't hear us". Mike says "Come on. We'll catch him at the taxi stand". As they make their way through the crowd, Mike says "There he is, getting into that sedan with the others. Mr. Newton, Mr. Newton!". Phyllis says "Save your lungs, Mike. He's gone. Three trips across the bay to gladhand a guy and he gives you the glassy stare". Mike says "Yeah, let's head back to the office. I want to make some phone calls". Later, at the office, Mike calls the Newton residence. He says "Hello, is Mr. Newton in? ... No, he got back a half an hour ago. He wired me to meet up with at the Oakland Depot, but something went wrong ... Oh, you're Mrs. Newton? ...  yes that's right, Mike Shayne, the detective ... I don't know, I got his telegram telling me to meet him at the train station ... If I knew, I'd tell you, Mrs. Newton. Have him phone me. Thanks, goodbye". Phyllis says "Oh, so he didn't tell her he was arriving home today?". Mike says "She thought he was still in Chicago".

Broadway is My Beat - The David Blaine Murder Case

Sergeant Tartaglia says "Danny! Hey, Danny". He says "What's the matter, Sergeant?" Tartaglia says "Glad I nabbed you before you took off for the day. Phone call, Danny, from a hysterical woman. 1647 East 56th Street, Danny. Fourth floor apartment. That's where her fiancé lives. The guy's threatening to blow his brains out. Here, the names and such, I jotted on this paper". Danny says "I need a squad car, Gino". He says "It's waiting for you downstairs. Muggerman's with it". Danny asks "Who'd you say was doing all this threatening?" Tartaglia says "A man by the name of Blaine. First name is, let's see, David". Danny makes his way to the car. Soon, he and Muggerman are at the address. Muggerman asks "Who did you say was doing all this threatening?" Danny says "A man by the name of Blaine, first name, David". Suddenly, they hear a shot! Danny is loudly knocking on the apartment entrance. He says "Try the buzzer, Muggerman". A lady lets them in and says "He did it! Miss Carroll said he was going to do it, and he did!" Danny says "We're from the police". The lady says "It happened up there on the fourth floor. Mr. Blaine, it happened just now, not more than...." Danny asks "Who's that crying?" The lady says "That's her. Miss Carroll. See her? She's hugging the banister up on the third floor landing. And that's Mr. Fallon at the rail on the second floor". Danny says "Let's go, Muggerman". They race up to the fourth floor apartment to find Mr. Blaine dead. Muggerman says "The gun's here, Danny, by his chair. It looks brand new". Danny says "Looks like Mr. Blaine had his choice". Muggerman says "Uh-huh. It's quite a gun collection, from derringers on up". Danny says "Those people will be passing the landing, that boy on the second floor, Mr. Fallon, and Miss Carroll on the third. I'll want to talk to them". Muggerman says "Miss Carroll's still crying, Danny. You hear her? That poor woman". 

Nick Carter, Master Detective - The Case of the Unwritten Letter

Breakfast is over in the old brownstone mansion at the corner of Fifth and Fourth Streets. Nick and Patsy are on their way into the master detective study to begin the morning's work, when suddenly the telephone rings. Patsy says "Oh bother. I might have known there wouldn't be any peace today just when we need it". She answers the phone and says "Nick Carter's office". The voice on the line says "Miss Bowen, this is Sergeant Matheson". Patsy says "I hope this is a social call, Sergeant. We've got a whole morning's work ahead of us". Matheson says "Ask Nick if he'd like to be interrupted". Patsy says "Nick, Sergeant Matheson wants to know if you'd like to have your work interrupted". Nick says "Ask him for what?" Patsy says "For what, Sergeant? I don't think Nick will settle for anything less than murder". Matheson says "Ask him how we'd like to be haunted this morning". Patsy says "Haunted?" Nick says "Haunted sounds interesting, let's have the phone, Patsy". Nick says "Hello, Matty, what's all this about haunts?" Matheson says "Some dame called up this morning from an old loft building down in the village, 23 Blaine Street. She claims she's being haunted. Not at night mind you, but during the day". Nick says "Uh huh, daytime ghost. That's a new one". Matheson says "Yeah, she claims they rumble at her all day long. I'm just on my way down there. You want to come along for spooks that rumble by day?" Nick says "You bet. Meet you in front of the building in twenty minutes" Nick hangs up the phone, and says "Get your hat, Patsy, and put in a call for the car. You and I have a date with a ghost". A few minutes later, Nick and Patsy are in the car arriving at the scene. Nick says "This is it, Patsy, 23 Blaine Street". Patsy says "What an ancient building this is". As they are getting out of the car, they see Sergeant Matheson arriving at the same time. As they are going to the door, Nick asks "Who was it that called you, Matty?" He says "Some dame called Madame Seer. There's her name on the nameplate". Nick says "The front door is locked". Suddenly, two shots are heard from inside the house!

Walk Softly, Peter Troy - A Patsy Named Patsy

One morning, Peter noticed on his date pad that a Miss Patsy Doyle had an appointment to see him. His secretary, and girlfriend, Julie, had gotten up on the wrong side of the bed that morning and was using the occasion to let Peter know about it. Julie says "She is bound to be one of your beautiful dolls, as you call them, and I'm giving you notice here and now that I am sick of it". Peter says "Oh, you're sick, I'll grant you that, honey. I'm scarcely in the office and you start giving me ...." Julie says "She'll be here any minute and I'm warning you, if she starts looking down her nose at me and trying to make a date with you I do not intend to take it lying down". Peter says "Well no, it would be better if you didn't roll around on the floor. A little gnashing of teeth, and a certain amount of foaming at the mouth, these things I can take, but ...." Julie says "You stop trying to be funny and listen to me, Pete. If you ...." Just then, someone is knocking at the door. Julie says "That'll be your Miss Patsy Doyle. You just remember what I said". Peter says "As if I could forget". Julie greets Patsy and brings her into the reception area. Julie says "Mr Troy, this is Miss Doyle". Patsy says "How do you do, Mr. Troy. I hope you're the clever man I've heard you are". Peter says "You're Miss Patsy Doyle, huh? Well, what do you know". Patsy asks "What do I know about what?" Peter says "Well, I didn't mean that as a question". Patsy says "What did you say it for? It sounded like a question to me". Peter says "Oh yeah, well let's just leave it at that, huh?" Julie says "Won't you sit down Miss Doyle? Or do you want to go into your office, Mr. Troy?" Peter says "Oh, no. No, no. This will do fine, Julie". Patsy says "I will sit down, thank you". Julie says "Now, why would an obviously intelligent, smart young woman like you needs the services of a private investigator?" Patsy says "Oh that, it's in trouble I am.  I was in a gentleman's apartment last night and there was a man at the window with a camera. He took a picture of me with the gentleman. Most upsetting it was. There I was, in a dressing gown, and him such a nice gentleman".

Mr. and Mrs. North - Too Late to Die

A man sits at a microphone in a radio studio in midtown Manhattan. His name is Clint Conroy, and his voice is being heard in thousands of homes throughout New York, including in Mr. and Mrs. North's apartment. On the air, Clint says "And now, ladies and gentlemen, I want to wind up tonight's broadcast with another open letter to Wally Clark. I hope you're listening, Wally, wherever you are. I hope you're listening hard. Dave Largo is in town. You know Largo, and you know why Vic Bailey of the Syndicate brought him in from Chicago. That's how badly Vic Bailey wants you. He's brought in the number one gun of the Syndicate to get you". Meanwhile, in a cheap hotel in Chelsea Square, Wally Clark is listening to the broadcast. Clint continues by saying "You can't go on hiding forever, Wally. If Vic Bailey and Dave Largo don't get you, the police will. So listen to me, Wally. Give yourself up. Go to the district attorney. Tell him all you know about Bailey's financial setup. Give him the records you took from Bailey's office. Listen, Wally, the district attorney will protect you. Play it smart, Wally. Get Vic Bailey before he gets you!" Wally slams his radio and says "Shut up! That guy, why can't he leave me alone? Why does he have to keep after me? Every night for a month, all he's done is..." Wally notices his wife and says "Oh, I'm sorry, Nora. I shouldn't have blown my top like that". She says "No, and you shouldn't drink anymore, please, Wally" He says "Oh, okay. Where's the cigarettes?" Nora says "On the dresser. Wally, Clint Conroy's trying to help you". Wally says "Help me?" Nora says "Well, he is. Darling, he's right. We can't go on hiding forever, living like this. Me in this room and you sneaking around town like a hunted animal. Do you realize that tonight's the first time I've seen you in a week?" Wally says "I know. I can't come around because...." Nora says "Because, why?" Wally says "Look, honey, I don't want to frighten you, but, you're going to have to move out of here". Nora asks "Why, Wally?" He says "I think that dame from the hotel switchboard recognizes me from my picture in the paper the other day".

Counterspy - The Bouncing Bank Robber

In a building on the north side, just before 3:00 o'clock in the afternoon, David Harding, Chief of the Counterspies, is completing a routine field office investigation. In another building on the outskirts of the city, the Merchants Federal Bank and Loan Association is preparing to close. There are a few customers were at the teller's window. Then, two men, Brace Hondo and his partner, Gus, enter quietly from the street, stop, and look around. Brace says "You stay back, Gus, and cover those goons behind the railed-in space. I'll take the cashier". Gus says "Okay". Brace walks up to the counter and the cashier says "Yes, can I help you, sir?" Brace says "Yeah, sure, take this briefcase". The cashier asks "Why?" Brace says "This is a stickup. Start shoving the money into that case fast and quiet, and nobody will get hurt".  Cashier says "Yes, sure". Brace says "Come on, faster...." At that moment, the cashier activates the alarm. Brace says "Bring the burglar alarm, will you? Okay, hero. Take this...." Brace shoots the cashier and yells "Alright, everybody back against the wall! No tricks!" Gus yells "Brace, the doors! The metal doors are sliding shut!" As Gus, is trying to get the doors open, Brace says "Cut that out. Can't knock these doors down". Gus says "The cops will be here! We got to get out! How do we do it?" Brace says "That plate glass window. We'll jump through. Follow me". Gus says "We'll get cut. I can't go through the window!" Brace says "Okay, stay here, but you won't be talking to no cops". Brace shoots Gus, then jumps through the glass window! He quickly gets to their running getaway car, and Peg says "Brace, I was just going to take off!" Brace says "Do it now. Fast!" Peg races down the street, and says "Look, there's a cop!" Brace says "Just drive. I'll take care of him", He then fires several shots out the window and says "Got him! Now, Peg, take the next corner!"

Whitehall 1212 - The Murder of Mr. Street

On the morning of January 11th, Chief Inspector Reginald Portner of Scotland Yard was handed a telegram which had been sent the night before from Southampton. The telegram read "A case of murder has occurred here. A man has been found shot in a room, the door of which was padlocked. The body was found today. It had probably been in the room some eight or nine weeks. Will you please send a man down to investigate the matter? Signed, McCormack, Chief Constable of Southampton". Portner traveled to Southampton, where he was met by a smart young detective sergeant, smelling of pier soap and hair oil. The Sergeant escorted Portner to the scene of the discovery. The Sergeant says "The place here was formerly a garage, sir, as I'm sure you can see". Portner says "Yes, I can see, Sergeant. Is this the one that was padlocked?" Sergeant says "Yes, sir. Oh, as a matter of fact, both this door and the one in the rear were padlocked. The rear one is still intact. This is the one that was broken". Portner asks "Is this the main entrance?" Sergeant says "Yes, sir".  Portner says "The men who found him broke the lock?" Sergeant says "Yes, sir". Portner asks "Where are they?" Sergeant says "They should be inside, sir". The Sergeant and Portner go inside to find the two men who found the body. Portner asks "Where are they?" The Sergeant says "Mr. Remington, Mr. Pen?" Portner asks "Where did they go?" Sergeant says "Mr. Pen, are you here?" Pen says "Over here, Sergeant. We're over here, behind the oil drum". Portner walks up and says "Good morning, gentlemen. Where did you find him?" Pen says "Right down there, sir". Remington says "He was crumpled up against them oil drums. Dead, sir". Portner says "I can see the blood. That is blood, isn't it?" Pen says "I'm afraid so, sir. There's quite a lot of it, isn't there?" Sergeant says "Yes, sir. For one man". Portner asks "Find the gun?" Sergeant says "No, sir, not yet. We're starting to look again this morning". Portner says "I haven't been briefed on this case, yet. I don't even know his name". Pen says "His name was Brave Street, sir".

The Line-Up - The Frivolous Forger Fracas

Lieutenant Ben Guthrie is escorting Miss Larkin to the line-up viewing area. Miss Larkin says "I just hate things like this, really I do". Guthrie asks "Miss Larkin, have you ever been in a lineup before?" She says "I should say not, but I feel like such a fool, Lieutenant. How long will it take?" Guthrie says "That'll depend on in which line the suspect appears".  Miss Larkin says "Well, Heavens, can't they put him in the first line or something?" Guthrie says "Well, maybe they will, but I want you to tell me". She says "Oh, is that disinfectant I smell? It is certainly strong. I'll be glad when this whole thing's over". Sergeant Grebb starts the procedure by saying "May I have your attention, please? Thank you. My name is Sergeant Matt Grebb". As the lineup proceeds, Miss Larkin picks out the fourth suspect, a man named Bart Florian, who had previously served time for forgery. She says "That's him, I think. I'm not sure, but I think so". Guthrie says "Hold number four, Sergeant". Miss Larkin says "I'm not exactly sure, but I think he's the one that gave me that bum check". Guthrie says "Well, we'll find out all right". As Miss Larkin and Guthrie leave the viewing area, they go into another office. She says "I thought I was all finished". Guthrie says "Well, you are, practically. We just need you to fill out a verification card. She asks "Is this about appearing in court?" Guthrie says "Yes, in case there a preliminary hearing, you'd be asked to appear before a magistrate and testify at the same time we present the complaint. However, chances are you won't be called. He'll probably wave his rights and plead guilty. Well, I want to thank you for coming down tonight, Miss Larkin. I knew you took time off from your work to do it and we certainly appreciate it". She says "Oh, it wasn't so bad. As a matter of fact, it was very interesting. Besides, I should have my head examined for letting that guy give me a bad check". Guthrie says "Well, don't feel too badly. A lot of people have been taken in just like you in the last three months. He's been passing bad checks all over town". 

The Chase - The Playboy

Laura Bromley is talking to the family attorney, Tom Riley, about her husband, Jerry Bromley. Laura says "That night after it happened, well, I knew the police would want to question me. I couldn't face them, Tom, not just then". Tom says "Of course you couldn't". Laura says "They'll want to know everything, won't they?" Tom says "I think it's best if they do, Laura". She says "Yes, I suppose it is. They'll have to know sometime". Just then, the telephone rings. Tom says "Oh excuse me". He answers and says "Yes?... The District Attorney? ... Alright, put him on .... Hello, Mr. Collier. I've been talking with my client Laura Bromley ... Yes, she's willing to make a statement ... You're not preparing any charges against her, are you? ... Oh, good. Well, we'll be over to your office at about three o'clock. Alright, goodbye". Tom hangs up the phone and says "Laura, before we draw up a formal statement, I'd like you to tell me, as your attorney, exactly what happened. The whole story from the beginning". Laura says "The whole thing seems to have been going on and on as long as I can remember". Tom says "Yes, I know". Laura says "You see, Jerry never got over being a playboy. It wasn't his fault, really. His family just had too much money. They were too good to him. Then, when he lost every dime his father left him... Tom says "That was shortly after you were married wasn't it, Laura?" She says "Just about a year. He didn't even tell me how badly off we were". Tom asks "What did you live on?" Laura says "Cards and horse races. He was pretty lucky at first". Tom says "You still thought he had an income?" Laura says "Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. I guess I was afraid to know the truth. He never intended to do anything crooked, Tom, but, he had to have money and excitement. He just didn't know how to live any other way. I don't know how we managed, going from one hotel to the next, borrowing money, and keeping a step ahead of our creditors. Then, we met Nick Gordon. After that, everything was different".

Lux Radio Theater - The Steel Trap

Jim Osborne left the same house at approximately the same hour, every working day for over 11 years. He caught the same trolley car, emerged at the same terminal, dodged the same traffic, rounded the same corner, and entered the same bank. Jim started at the bank as an assistant teller. Now, he is assistant manager, and today, he is training another assistant teller. As they walk down to the vault, the new teller says "I hate to put you to all this trouble, Mr. Osborne. I know how busy you are now". Jim says "Forget it. Now, there's one thing to remember. You can't get into this vault before 8:00 AM". The new teller says "Time lock, huh?" Jim says "Right, now  this large safe here is for Mr. Bradley, the chief teller. Inside are six smaller safes, one for each assistant teller. Do you know your combination?" He says "Yes, sir". Jim says "Then you know more than I do". The new teller says "Oh, really?" Jim says "Yeah. I know only the first half of the combinations. Each teller knows only the last half of the combination of his own safe. That's yours to the left there. Go ahead and open it". The new teller says "That's all there is to it, huh? Well, here goes". When the new teller said "that's all there is to it", the thought that entered Jim's mind is that it would be a cinch to watch a teller and memorize his half of the combination. The new teller says "Well, I've got it open Mr. Osborne". Jim says "Now, you take your money tray to Mr. Bradley. He'll give you whatever you'll need for the day's business". The new teller says "Thanks again, Mr. Osborne". The idea of robbing the safes had occurred to Jim before. Often, in fact. It was an amusing thought to dwell on while shaving or riding to work. However, with that innocent remark by the new teller, the idea of taking the bank's money slowly began to take possession of Jim's mind. At noon, instead of lunch, Jim dropped by the local Office of the State Department and told the clerk that he was writing his Master's degree thesis on crime forensics relating to banks, and needed to know which countries had no extradition agreements with the U.S.

Let George Do It - The Marauder

George receives a letter that reads "Dear Mr. Valentine, my name is Ralph Saxon. I'm a writer, a very foolish writer, because like all of my breed, I've had a lifelong desire to spend a winter in the woods, to get away from the tensions and fears and neuroses of the city, to live simply with simple normal people. Well, here I am, a tiny deserted resort in the Lobo Range, and of course, it's all an illusion. I'm surrounded by more tension and fear than I ever knew before. And a friend of mine, the owner of the place, Hans Bjorkman, has become neurotic to the point of insanity, to the point where I can't control him, to the point where all he thinks of is the Marauder, the invader, the pirate and cutthroat of the animal kingdom. Mr. Valentine, this man is obsessed by the idea of murdering a mountain lion." George and Brooksie attempt to travel to the winter resort in George's car, but the roads are covered in ice, and they get stuck about five miles from their destination, so they have to walk the rest of the way in blizzard conditions. Finally arriving, they see a man on the front porch of the lodge. Brooksie says "If we can only get out of this wind". The man says "I got a big fire in the fireplace. Where'd you leave your car? George says "About five miles back, that hill beyond the Aspen Grove". Brooksie says "Yeah, the road was like glass. It was frozen practically solid". The man says "Here, we go. The front door is around this porch. I don't think your friend Saxon's back yet, been out communicating with nature. He's crazy like an Eskimo". George says "Hey, is your name Hans Bjorkman?" The man says "Me? Heck no. He's crazy too. Everybody is except me. I'm just peculiar. Everyone calls me Pinochle. Here, better wipe your feet". Suddenly, they hear something that sounds like a woman screaming in the distance! Brooksie says "Listen, George, it's a woman! Something's the matter with her!" Pinochle says "What's it sound like to you, city boy?" George says "Well, it doesn't sound like a baby crying. What was it? Cat?" Pinochle says "Yep, that's it. Cat, Puma, Cougar, Panther, Nuisance. Take your pick".

The FBI in Peace and War - The Forty-Five Automatic

Two teenagers named Ray and Vinny are walking up to the front of a drugstore. Ray says "Alright, this is where he said to meet him, in front of this drugstore. What time you got?" Vinny says "A couple of minutes of". Ray says "Oh, he'll be here. Vinny, while I'm in the car with him you watch out for cops, understand?" Vinny says "Yeah, I'll watch out". Ray says "If they ever pick this guy up, he'd get ten years for what he's got in that car". Vinny says "No kidding?" Ray says "Maybe more. Listen, I was with Harry when he bought that 22 caliber pistol. The guy showed Harry a whole suitcase full of stuff". Vinny asks "You're not going to get a 22 are you, Ray?" He says "What do I look like?" Vinny says "I didn't think you would". Ray says "I'm going to get something that'll show Mr. Loudmouth where he gets off, once and for all". Vinny says "Harry?" Ray says "Yeah, Harry. Waving that 22 around like he's got a gun or something, telling everybody else what to do. I'm fed up with Harry". Vinny says "Me too". Ray says "Yeah, a lot of guys are". Vinny asks "Is that the car?" Ray says "Yeah, that's it. You stay here and keep your eyes open". Vinny says "Okay, Ray". The car stops and Ray walks over to it. The guy inside says "Hop in, kid". Ray gets in, and the guy says "Alright, now lets make it fast. What do you got in mind?" Ray says "I want to get an automatic 32 caliber or even better". The guy says "I've only got a couple of things tonight. Look in the bottom of the suitcase. You can handle them down there". Ray says "Oh, I don't have to. That's what I want, that one right there. That's a 45 caliber, isn't it?" The guy says "Yeah, brand new". Ray asks "How much?" The guy says "125 dollars". Ray says "125?" The guy says "You can have the 32 caliber for less. How much dough you got with you?" Ray says "50 bucks". The guy says "What are you wasting my time for, kid?" Ray says "Harry only paid 50 bucks". The guy says "Beat it, sonny, I got more calls tonight". Ray says "I want that gun. If I can get the 125 dollars ...." The guy says "When you get it, call me".

Escape - The Boiling Sea

By the spring of 1945, the war was almost over. First Mate McAllen is aboard the Hope By Victory ship hauling cargo to the landing zone in the Philippines. For this trip, the ship was diverted to the tiny island of Kasiruta in the Moluccas to pick up a detachment of Rangers, a demolition team, and bring them to Samar. After dark on the first day, McAllen went on deck and met Lieutenant Drury, the Ranger Commanding Officer and his top Sergeant watching Mount Gamkonora, an active volcano over on Halmahera Island. Drury says "Hi McAllen". He says "Evening mate". Drury says "Quite a sight, isn't it?" McAllen says "It sure is, but it'll get better. We pass closer to it off Leyte. In the dark you can see the lava spouting like Fourth of July". Drury says "We got a look at a small one on Kasiruta, inactive. A whole group of islands on both sides of the straight is volcanic, they tell me". McAllen says "That's right". The Sergeant says "You can have my share of them. That big baby there used to keep us up nights, rumbling". Drury says "They're not exactly conducive to peace of mind, I'll admit, Sergeant, but they're very interesting. I'd like a chance to study one more closely". Sergeant says "Not for me, Lieutenant". Drury says "Well, we probably won't get another chance now. Are the men all comfortable, Sergeant?" He says "Well, it ain't the Queen Mary, sir, but they're okay". McAllen says "Sorry. This baby wasn't meant for troop transport". Drury says "It don't matter, we're used to improvising". McAllen says "Well, good night, gentlemen", and heads toward his quarters. He had difficulty sleeping that night, so he got a cup of coffee and brought one to Captain Hannigan on the bridge. A little while later, after the captain went to his quarters, a seaman on the bridge asks McAllen "Do you smell anything, sir?" He says "Yes, sulfur and something that smells like wet dust". At that moment, Brian calls from the engine room and says "I just noticed my intake water is heating up. It's supposed to be about 25 degrees centigrade around here. It is 29 degrees, now. We're pulling sludge too. It looks like pumice". 

Casey, Crime Photographer - The Life of the Party

One of the most interesting sections of the city is known as Whitaker Grange, with its winding streets and century-old houses where artists have established a colony. The more successful artist's live and work in a narrow, dead-end alley called Gedney's Close. Late afternoon, a familiar, battered-looking automobile pulls up near the entrance of Gedney's Close and stops. Casey says "I guess I have to park here, Annie. They don't let you drive into this alley". Anne Williams, Casey's girlfriend, says "Well, I'd prefer to walk the rest of the way, Casey. I love to look at these old houses". Casey says "You do, huh? Well, I got my camera and stuff. Come on, let's go. Higgins Studio is that big stone barn at the dead end there". Anne says "I'm going to get a big thrill out of seeing his studio in medium again. I think Andre Higgins is our greatest living sculptor". Casey says "Well, he was. He hasn't been producing top quality lately, though. The art critics say this new bronze group that you're going to interview him about is only run of the mill". Ann says "I know. He's too busy playing to really work, I guess". Casey says "Yeah. It's a sweet-scented crowd he plays around with, too". Anne says "I've never met any of them except his model, Marcel. I don't know how a cultured, mature man like Andre Higgins can stand having her around, let alone be in love with her, as he apparently is". Casey says "Well, at least she's not dangerous. I can't say that for one of Andre's other pals". Anne asks "Who?" Casey says "Blister Hogan. They are seen together a lot". Anne says "Oh Casey, Blister Hogan's suspected of a couple of murders. The cops have been trying to nail him for years. How can Higgins associate with a man like that?" Casey says "I don't know. He's a strange guy. Uh-oh, look at that guy. He just came out of Higgins' place. Anne says "Casey, he must be headed for a costume party". Casey says "Yeah, he has green pants, a yellow shirt, and a red beret". Casey stops and says "Annie!" She says "What is he doing with that big knife?" Casey says "He just stabbed himself, Annie!" 

Mr. Chameleon - The Case of the Dead Woman's Eyes

In the ornate drawing room of the Walters Mansion, the room is cool, despite the summer heat. Mrs. Walters, a middle-aged patrician, is speaking to the person sitting across from her. She says "I can't believe that you of all people would do this to me. My husband trusted you and so did I. Now, I find that you've been stealing from me. Don't deny it, you've been stealing. Oh, really this ... this makes me ill. Where are those soda mint tablets? The ones you gave me the other day. Oh, there on the mantle. Give them to me, please. Thank you. They always help". After taking one of the mints, Mrs. Walters says "That's strange, they suddenly taste so bitter. What have you given me? What have you given me? Wait, help me ... help me!" Mrs. Walters falls to the floor! Mrs. Newel, the housekeeper, hears Mrs. Walters cry out, and comes in to help. She says "Mrs. Walters! Mrs. Walters! Answer me!" Phyllis Walters comes into the room and says "Mrs. Newel, what's the matter? What is it?" Mrs. Newel says "Oh, Miss Phyllis, don't look. Please don't look at her. I'm afraid your mother is dead!" Later, at Central Headquarters, Mr. Chameleon walks into the commissioner's office and says "Hello, Commissioner, do you want to see me?" Commissioner says "Yes, Chameleon, I have some news for you. Chameleon says "Oh, bad no doubt". Commissioner says "Bad for Mrs. Walters, Mrs. Harrison P. Walters. She's dead, committed suicide". Chameleon says "What? I can't believe that". Commissioner asks "Is that your considered judgment?" Chameleon says "Well, it's my unconsidered judgment, based on seeing her just last night at the St. Regis hotel dining room with her daughter and Mr. Lucas. I went over to their table. She seemed perfectly healthy and perfectly happy. Good Lord, Commissioner, that woman had everything. How did she do it?" Commissioner says "Poison. It seems that, for some time she'd been carrying these pills around. Everyone thought they were soda mints, but it turned out they weren't".

The Adventures of Philip Marlowe - The Open Window

A young woman knocks on Marlowe's apartment door. He opens it, and she says "Your name's Philip Marlowe?" He says "Yeah, why?" She says "Because I had that name and this address written here on this card. I think I was supposed to see you. Do you know me?" Marlowe says "Well, no, frankly, I don't. What were you supposed to see me about?" She says "Who are you, Mr. Marlowe? I mean, what sort of business...." Marlowe says "I'm a private detective". She starts getting upset and says "Private detective?" Marlowe says "Wait a minute, wait a minute. It's not that bad a racket. Oh, now, look, why don't you come in and we'll talk this over, huh? Come on". She says "All right. Thank you". Marlowe says "Sit down, won't you? You look like you can use a drink. You want one?" She says "No, thank you. I just need to rest a moment. I've been walking for hours". Marlowe says "Well, now, tell me, what is it?" She says "A man, I think. Someone's been following me. I was followed here, I'm sure. I don't know why". Marlowe says "Really?" She asks "This is Los Angeles, California, isn't it?" Marlowe says "Yeah". She says "I keep thinking.... That is, I feel as though it should be Vancouver, British Columbia. I don't know how I got here or why I want to see you, but, I've walked until I'm nearly exhausted and I found that I'd written your name and address on this card here, so I decided to come and try to find out". Marlowe says "Well, now, tell me. Do you know who you are?" She says "No, I don't know". Marlowe says "Mm-hmm. This man you're afraid of, do you know him?" She says "No. But I believe he knew me. He reminded me of Vancouver and that frightened me. I seem to remember I saw him a year ago, or maybe it was just the day before yesterday. See how crazy that sounds? But I can't help it. I can't remember. I can't". She starts getting upset again. Marlowe says "Here, here. Take it easy. Now, you better lie down". She says "Please, please try to find out who I am and why I'm being followed".

The Whistler - Gateway to Danger

Eddie Vincent was a real rags to riches success story. He came from the wrong side of the tracks, but everyone knew he was going places. The only trouble was that he didn't care how, so long as he got there. He eventually made his way through law school, and got the job of assistant to the district attorney. It was a thrill at first, sitting in with District Attorney Ryan on all the big cases, but after a few years of it, he began once again to feel that itch he couldn't scratch, the opportunist without the opportunity. Eddie wanted the position of District Attorney for himself, and began making plans to achieve that goal. Later, one foggy night at the prison across the bay, an opportunity may have just presented itself. District Attorney Ryan receives a phone call from Warden Campbell. After talking to him, Ryan calls Eddie into his office, and says "Warden Campbell is on his way here" Eddie says "Warden Campbell?" Ryan says "Yes, Bugsy Malone just escaped from prison five hours ago, about three in the morning. Check with headquarters and tell Lieutenant Connolly I want a detail of five men". Eddie says "Yes, sir. five men. Where do you want them assigned?" Ryan says "Tell Sergeant Gregg to put a man at every entrance to this building. No one is to be admitted without an appointment". Eddie says "You're being pretty careful, Chief. Is all this about Malone?" Ryan says "Yeah. It's been more than ten years since I last saw him. I had your job then". Eddie says "Didn't he have a protection racket or something?" Ryan says "Yes, and we never could pin him down. He's the cleverest criminal I ever tackled. We never would have nailed him except for one bad mistake. Eddie asks "Oh? What was that?" Ryan says "He figured he could beat any kind of a rap, even murder. Before we were through, we had him on five first degree counts, but he only went to prison for manslaughter, a 15 year sentence. Malone had this whole town terrified, including the jury".

The Man Called X - North of Thirty Eight

Ken Thurston is in a meeting with his Chief of Operations. The Chief says "A refugee from the north brought the information into Kunsan yesterday, Ken. A man from the village of Chin Chung". Ken says "Chin Chung is near the Mongolian border, isn't it Chief?" He says "That's right. About 70 miles inland from the Yellow Sea coast. And Ken, hold on to your hat, Roland Patterson is hiding out there". Ken says "Patterson! ... Patterson's alive?" Chief says "I know what you mean. You heard he crashed at sea on that solo flight from Formosa last month, only he didn't, or at any rate he was rescued". Ken says "Oh thank God for that. He's the greatest expert in the world on Oriental Affairs". Chief says "Ken, he predicted Pearl Harbor a year ahead of time, the invasion of South Korea six months before it happened, and probable Chinese intervention the day the UN forces crossed the 38th parallel". Ken says "Only then, nobody would believe him". Chief says "He's in North Korea hiding out with a man named Lee Chan, who used to be a professor at Harvard". Ken says "I've heard of him". Chief says "Now, apparently Patterson's in no shape to try and escape on his own". Ken says "Well, we've got to get him out some way. And from here, it looks like a one man job". Chief says "I'm afraid so, Ken. If the enemy finds out he's there, well, that will be that". Ken says "It's got to be secret, and it's got to be smooth". Chief says "Well, we're in contact now with the Army and Navy in Tokyo. They'll cooperate fully, anything you want". Ken says "In that case, I guess I better plan the operation from there, Chief". He says "You can get a plane out in an hour, and uh, watch yourself". Ken says "Oh, sure". Chief says "Incidentally, it's almost too good to be true, but what's happened to Zellschmidt lately?" Ken says "Oh, Pagon. The last time I saw him was when he got a telegram from Uncle Achmed, and took off for Washington". Chief says "Washington, huh?" Ken says "You know something, I wish you hadn't asked me". Chief says "Why not?" Ken says "You know, speak of the devil. Chief, I'll call you from Tokyo".

21st Precinct - The Mark

Captain Kennelly was scheduled to work the day shift, 8:00 AM to 6:00 PM, at the 21st Precinct. It was raining hard when he arrived. At ten minutes after 9:00 AM, Lieutenant Gorman, the desk officer, informed Kennelly of a two-alarm fire in a loft building on 2nd Avenue. By the time a car came by the station house to take Kennelly to the scene of the fire, it had become a three-alarm. The fire was put out by 11:14 AM, about the same time the rain stopped. Kennelly returned to the station to finish the paperwork. He noticed on his calendar that he was scheduled to give a talk on safety to the students of Julia Richmond High School at 1:30 PM, so at noon he changed to civilian clothes and took his rain soaked uniform trousers to be pressed while he when to lunch. He stopped at a tailor shop on Third Avenue operated by Phillip and Rose Parazoni. He walks in and says "Hi Mrs. Parazoni. How are you?" She remains quiet for a few seconds, then says "I'm fine". He says "I'm Captain Kennelly". Mrs. Parazoni yells toward the back of the shop "Phil, come here". Phil walks up and says "Hello, Captain" Kennelly says "Oh, hello Phil". He says "I see you got some pants". Kennelly says "I'm giving a talk to some high school students and wanted to see if I could get them pressed during lunch". Phil says "Sure, I'll take care of them". As Kennelly starts to leave, Phil says "Oh, Captain. I'm sorry for the way Rose acted". Kennelly says "it's alright, I understand". After lunch, he picked up his pants and gave the talk at the high school. At 2:10 PM, Kennelly returned to the station house. Sergeant Waters told him that Mr. and Mrs. Parazoni were waiting to see him in his office. Kennelly walks in and says "Hello, Phil, and Mrs. Parazoni. What can I do for you?" Several times Rose says "It's my fault". Phil says "Rose, please wait outside until I get this straightened out". After she goes out, Phil says "Captain, when you came into the shop to get your pants pressed, she acted funny because she thought you were there to arrest her".

Richard Diamond, Private Detective - Mr. Victor's Daughter

Richard walks into the Mr. George Victor's office. His secretary says "May I do something for you, sir?" Richard says "Repeat the offer while I think of something". She says "I beg your pardon?" Richard says "That's not the way I heard it first". She says "Did you want to see...." Richard says "Mr. George Victor". She asks "May I have your name?" Richard says "Mine's Diamond, Richard Diamond". She says "Oh, of course. Mr. Victor's expecting you. The door straight ahead. Go right in". Victor sees him come in and says "Yes?" Richard says "Mr. Victor?" He says "Yes, Oh, you're Diamond. Come in and sit down". Richard says "Thank you", and shows Victor his credentials. Victor says "You were recommended to me by Lieutenant Levinson of the police department. I want to hire you". Richard says "My fee is $100 a day and expenses. Unless we settle that first, I couldn't solve a case if it was tagged 100 proof". Victor says "Here  are two checks. One is for a hundred dollars. The other is for five hundred dollars. You get the one hundred if you take the job. You will get the other check if you do the job satisfactorily". Richard says "Oh. Tell me all about it". Victor says "You may have heard that I bought the controlling interest in one of the biggest newspapers in the city". Richard says "Yes, That I heard". Victor says "All right. I'm going to expose the numbers racket". Richard says "Uh, that's been tried before". Victor says "I know, but this time it's different. I have all the evidence I need to expose one of the biggest operators, Aaron Ziegler". Richard says "Oh, you do pick them big". Victor says "Well, then you know what he is". Richard says "Yeah, but you said you had all the evidence. Where do I come in?" Victor says "Ziegler's my affair. Yours will be my daughter. Here's her picture". Richard looks at her picture, and says "Well, you can have Ziegler. I'm happy with this arrangement". Victor says "This is no joke, Mr. Diamond. My daughter works for Ziegler".

Barrie Craig, Confidential Investigator - The Schemers

Barrie was riding on the Fifth Avenue bus, when a man got on, walked past some empty seats, and sat down next to him. To Barrie, he didn't seem too kosher. It wasn't only the large scar on the man's cheek, but Barry just had a feeling about him, so he transferred his wallet to the side pocket furthest from him. The man says "I'm not a dip, friend". Barrie says "Second story man?" He says "Wrong again". Barrie says "Carnival shill with arson as a sideline? Now, don't tell me you're in some honest trade". The man says "I am". Barrie says "Now, you are". The man says "You better yourself every day friend. You begin bad and end good. That's life, no?" Barrie says "No comment. So, tell me". The man says "You think I sat next to you on purpose?" Barrie says "I can tell when a guy does. You got me sized up by now?" The man says "Not quite". Barrie says "Well, am I hired or not?" The man says "First consider what I say. I murdered a man an hour ago". Barrie says "Oh, it's a fine day for it". The man says "I shot him, and had the best of motives". Barrie says "That ought to reassure the corpse". The man says "You're a confidential investigator. Your license makes you a technical arm of the law, sworn to uphold it. It's your duty to detain and arrest me". Barrie says "I'm not the obliging type, sorry". The man says "I'm getting off the bus". Barrie says "Adios amigo". After the man leaves, Barrie knew that his anonymous friend wanted to find out if he was really confidential, before he dared to hire him. Barrie knew that the man's story was fake. He told it just to see if Barrie would grab him and yell for the police. Later, Barrie is working out at a health club when he sees the man again. Barrie says "Well, back with me again?" The man says "Yeah. My name is Moody, Gyp Moody". Barrie says "Oh. Did you get rid of that corpse?" Moody laughs and says "I was only kidding. You're for me. You don't run blabbing everything you hear." Barrie says "I'm glad I passed your test. Now, what's my job?" Moody says "200 grand was stolen from me five years ago. I want it back".

CBS Radio Mystery Theater - Dead Ringer

Gloria Winters is driving on a black top country road at night, about 18 miles east of the little town of Udalia. It is raining hard and she is in a hurry, because her husband, Leo Winters, doesn't appreciate lateness, especially around dinner time. Suddenly, her headlights pick up something in the road. She honks her horn, but it does not seem to move. Gloria says "Come on, stupid. Get out of my way. Oh my! It's a man!" She hits her brakes, and the car comes to a stop. She gets out, and asks "Are you alright? What happened?" The man says "A car hit me and drove off. Thanks for stopping. A lot of people didn't". Gloria asks "Do you think you can make it to my car? The man says "Yeah, with a little help". Gloria helps him, saying "Okay, there we go. That's it. Steady now. Just slip into the seat. Yeah. There you go. Okay, I'll close the door and come around the other side". The man says "Watch yourself. There's some crazy guys driving this road". Gloria gets into the driver's seat, and says "You're soaked. You are hurt. I'll take you to the Hermitage". The man asks "What's that?" Gloria says "The hospital". The man says "Oh, no. No hospital". She says "But, you're bleeding now. You need to go". The man says "No way. I have a thing about hospitals". Gloria says "Okay then, where to?" The man says the Three Coyotes Motel. It's located just outside ..." Gloria says "I know where it is". Soon, they arrive at the motel. She helps him to his room, and says "Lie down. Put your head on the pillow", and begins tending to his wounds. He says "You are some dynamite good Samaritan". She says "Well, I have a right to see what you look like under all that dirt and blood, haven't I?" He says "No argument". As she is cleaning his face, she says "There, now you are beginning to have a perfectly good ...." She suddenly stops. He says "It's that bad, huh?" She says "Oh, no, it's nothing, I just thought of something". He asks "Like what?" She says "You look exactly like my husband! You are identical to him. That's why I got such a shock when I saw your face in the light".

The Adventures of Rocky Jordan - The Strange Fate of Professor Amar

Rocky had just helped a friend catch a train at the little Calliope station on the northern outskirts of Cairo, when another train came in and made its last stop before pulling into the city. An elderly man with white goatee and carrying a briefcase stepped off the last car for a quick smoke. Rocky recognized him as his old friend Professor Joseph Amar, whom he had not seen since the war. Rocky hurried over for a word with him. He says "Professor Amar, how are you?" Amar says "I beg your pardon?" Rocky says "It's been a long time, hasn't it, Professor?" Amar says "A long time? May I ask ...." Rocky says "You are Professor Amar, aren't you?" Amar says "Why, that is my name, and you?" Rocky says "Rocky Jordan, don't you remember? Back in Istanbul? Amar says "Istanbul, yes, of course". Rocky says "It must be six years now". Amar says "Mister, the train is leaving. I have little time". Rocky says "Wait, is that all you got to say to me?" Amar says "I am sorry, permit me to return to my car. Goodbye". Rocky says "Sure, Professor, goodbye to you". To Rocky, it seemed like a quick brush off, but, he told himself, some people can change a lot in a few years. Rocky turned his back and started to leave, but he didn't get far. The wild shouts from the crowd sent him running back. Rocky asks a stranger standing there "What is it? What happened?" He says "That man fell beneath the wheels of the train! He is surely dead, as you see!" Rocky says "Yeah, how did it happen?" The stranger says "I do not know. Uh, his briefcase lies there". Rocky says "I'll take the briefcase, buster. Give it to me". The stranger says "Did I not see you talking to this unfortunate person a moment ago?" Rocky says "He's the same. It's Professor Joseph Amar". Rocky hung onto the briefcase and went to find a phone to call headquarters, but he didn't have to, because the sound of a police car siren was heard. Soon, Captain Sam Sabaya, a stocky man wearing tweed, and a couple of uniformed men came in. After Sam asks a few questions, he tells Rocky that he must accompany them to the station house.

Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar - The Hollywood Mystery Matter

Johnny's telephone is ringing. He picks it up and says "Johnny Dollar". A man on the line says "Mr. Dollar, my name is Parley Baron. I'm calling from Hollywood". Johnny says "Hollywood? Uh, what insurance company, Mr. Baron?" He says "None. You handle all investigations for Eastern Liability and Trust?" Johnny says "Yeah, I guess I do". Baron says "Well, I am sure that they'll be calling you shortly". Johnny asks "What about, sir?" Baron says "A little matter of embezzlement. Nearly 10,000 dollars that's been stolen from the Berkeley Furniture Manufacturing Company there in Hartford, Connecticut". Johnny asks "You're connected with Berkeley Furniture?" Baron says "No. No, actually I am not". Johnny says "Then, what's your connection with this embezzlement?" Baron says "I suggest you check with Berkeley and, of course, the insurance company. When you have learned the facts from them, I am sure you will find it of the utmost importance to contact me". Johnny says "You're in Hollywood?" Baron says "Yes. Goodbye, Mr. Dollar". Johnny asks "But, where in Hollywood?" Baron hangs up the phone. Johnny says "Hello? Hello?" Johnny then makes a phone call  to Hal Spidle, his regular contact at Eastern Liability and Trust. Hal says "Well, Hi Johnny. Nice to talk to you again". Johnny says "Yeah, nice to talk to you, Hal. Listen, have you received a report of loss from the Berkeley Furniture Manufacturing Company?" Hal says "Well, they're a client of ours, but no. What makes you ask a thing like that?" Johnny says "A phone call I just got". Hal says "They called you direct?" Johnny says "Well, somebody did. A man by the name of ...." Hal receives another call and says "Wait a second. Yes, Mr. Who? Hold everything, Johnny". He says "I'm holding". After a few seconds, Hal comes back on the line and says "Johnny, you've got an assignment. It's the Berkeley Furniture Manufacturing Company". Johnny says "Embezzlement? 10,000 dollars?" Hal says "Yes, how did you find out about it? They just found out about it themselves. So, get on over there and see what goes, will you?" Johnny says "Hal, will do".

Mr. Keen, Tracer of Lost Persons - The Photograph Album Murder Case

At 11 o'clock at night, a taxi cab pulls up at a house in one of New York's finer residential districts. A young girl, attractive and well-dressed, gets out of the taxi, She starts towards the house, unaware that someone is waiting in the shadows. She says "My key, it must be here in my handbag". She notices someone and says "Who's there? You, what are you doing? Put down that knife! She screams "No .... No!"  The police soon find her body. The next day, Mr. Keen receives a visitor named Larry Benton. He says "Did you read in the morning paper about the murder of a girl named June Reynolds?"  Keen says "Yes, I did. It occurred around 11 o'clock last night". Benton says "That's right, Mr. Keen. June was stabbed to death as she was about to enter the house". Mike says "I read about it too. The young lady's handbag was stolen and the police figure some hoodlum robbed her and stabbed her to death when she tried to call for help". Benton says "Only they're wrong, Mr. Clancy, completely wrong. June was deliberately murdered. Her handbag was stolen to throw the police off the track". Keen says "Mr. Benton, just how are you related to the murdered girl and why do you believe robbery was not the motive?" Benton says "June Reynolds was my fiancé. We'd been together ever since she came to New York from a little town in Iowa a year ago. She worked as a stenographer in the same firm where I'm employed as an accountant, only June's real ambition was to become an actress. She belonged to one of those little amateur theater groups in Greenwich Village. About a month ago, she was in a play there and Mrs. Elsa Foster saw her and decided to sponsor her. She said June had great talent and ought to become an actress. Mrs. Foster took June to live with her in her beautiful home. She persuaded June to give up her job and devote all her time to studying for the theater. I begged June not to accept her offer". Mike asks "Why did you object?" Benton says "I had a feeling there was something strange about it. Mrs. Foster seemed to take charge of June completely".

Defense Attorney - Client Jim Leonard

Jimmy Leonard, a 16-year-old newsboy was charged with hit-and-run manslaughter. He is being held at the Midtown precinct where Martha Ellis Bryant is summoned by Judd Barnes. He says "I want you to see him, Marty. I want you to talk to him. Lieutenant Ed Levas will be back any minute. He'll okay the visit". Martha says "You're pretty upset about this boy". Judd says "I've known him since he was two feet high. And I don't think he's guilty". Martha says "Well, the police must have had some reason for bringing him in". Judd says "He owns a hot rod. Keeps it in a public garage near the paper. When he went in this morning, the fender and a headlight were smashed up. He took it to a body shop to have it straightened. The police picked him up in nothing flat". Martha asks "Because of that man who was run down on River Street last night?" Judd says "Yeah, a couple of people who were waiting near the ferry slip said they saw a hot rod come zooming along and kill him. Jimmy's hot rod isn't the only one in town". Martha says "But not with a smashed fender. Is that it?" Judd says "Jimmy says he didn't drive it last night and I believe him". Martha asks "Why, Judd? Usually you're the doubting Thomas". Judd says "Marty, it takes somebody pretty cold blooded to run a man down and then beat it without stopping to help. And this kid isn't cold blooded". Martha says "Judd, he's just a boy. He might have been frightened". Judd says "Not that frightened, Marty". Just then, Lieutenant Levas walks up. Judd says "Oh. Hi, Ed". Martha says "Hello, Lieutenant". Levas says "Hi, Judd. and Miss Bryant". Judd says "Ed, Marty wants to see Jimmy Leonard. How about it?" Levas says "I guess somebody better see him. He's going to need help". Judd says "What do you mean by that, Ed?" Levas says "I mean, he killed a man on River Street last night". Judd says "You want to make book on that?" Levas says "Save your money. I've just come from the lab". Judd says "His car was in the garage all night". Levas says "Not according to the lab report. There's a blood trace on that smashed fender that matches the blood of the man who was killed".

This Is Your FBI - The Friendly Killers

For their 25th wedding anniversary, William and Betty Gates have spent the day quietly together in their modest little home in Cleveland. It's after supper now and they've just settled down on the living room couch. William says "Betty, honey, it's been a mighty nice day, hasn't it?" Betty says "It sure has". William says "You know, we got a lot to be thankful for". Betty says "Indeed we have". William says "A comfortable home, our feelings for each other, and the work Walt has been giving me keeps us going along good". Suddenly, the doorbell rings. Betty says "Now who do you suppose that is?" William says "Well, I better go see". William opens the door, and the visitor says "I beg your pardon, sir, but how does it feel to be married 25 years?" William says "Walter!" They have a good laugh, and Walter says "Bill, you didn't think that Patsy and I have forgotten what day this is?" William says "Say, we are mighty glad you dropped in. Come in, come in. Betty, we got company, good company, it's Walter and the missus. Betty says "Well, hello there!" Patsy says "Congratulations, Mrs. Gates!" She says "Thank you, honey". Walter says "Well, here's a little package for you both". Betty says "Oh, Mr. Carter ...." Patsy says "That's nothing, Mrs. Gates. Walter's got a real surprise for you". Betty says "You mean there's something more?" Walter says "Bill, how would you and Betty like to have a day at Niagara Falls?" Bill says "What?" Betty says "Niagara Falls!" Walter says "That's right. We got a compartment for you both on the train to Buffalo tonight, and it's just a little short run from there to the Falls and you can come back the next day". William says "But, would we have to go tonight, Walter?" Walter says "Yeah, you would". William asks "Why?" Walter says "Because there'll be a man getting on in the compartment next to yours, heading for New York with a satchel full of bonds worth 50,000 dollars". William asks "And you want us to steal them?" Walter says "That's right". William says "Well, for heaven's sake, Walter, why didn't you say that in the first place? Just think, Betty, at last we're going to see Niagara Falls!"

Gang Busters - The Case of the Thornberry Brothers

Late on a Saturday night, in a small town in the ranch country of Colorado, most of the ranch hands in for entertainment had headed home. But in front of a small house just off the square, a man named Randall Thornberry was leaning against a street light and smoking a cigarette. Finally, he threw the cigarette into the street, walked up the front porch, and starts knocking on the front door. A woman inside says "Yes, who is it?" He says "Mae, it's me, Randall, will you open up?" Mae opens the door and says "He ain't here. How many times do I have to tell you?" Randall says "Where is he?" She says "How should I know?" Randall says "He said he was coming here". Mae says "Listen, what your brother Obie says and what he does are the two different things. You ought to know that by now". Randall says "Okay, if you see him tell him I went back to Ter's cabin. I went back to get some sleep". Mae says "If I see him I'll tell him". Randall says "Good night. Don't forget, it's important". Mae says "Good night", shuts the door, and goes back to the bedroom. Obie asks "Was it Randall again?" Mae says "Yeah, it was Randall again". Obie says "Why don't he go home to sleep?" Mae says "That's where I sent him". Obie says "Some brother I got, Mae. He follows me around like a beagle dog". Mae says "Ah, let's forget about your brother, huh Obie?"  He says "Sure, baby". Mae says "Come on, sit down. Give me a kiss". A few seconds later, Obie says "How about it, Mae? Suppose we forget Randall. You and me, we start traveling, right now". Mae says "No, honey, that wouldn't be any good". Obie asks "Why wouldn't it?" Mae says "You wouldn't want me to get mixed up in your business, now would you?" Obie says "No, I guess it wouldn't wouldn't be fair". Mae says "So, like I was saying, you just go out with Randall and do what you have to do. I'll be sitting and waiting for you to come back".

Jeff Regan, Investigator - The Man on the Hook

Jeff Regan was having a good day at a bowling alley on Vine Street. After bowling another strike, he went back to the bench to mark his score, and noticed that someone had written him a message on his score sheet, in lipstick. The message read "Regan, coffee shop counter, hurry". Also, pinned to his score sheet was a 100 dollar bill. Regan thought "This is my lucky day" as he made his way to the coffee counter. The attendant asks "What will it be, mister?" Regan says "Coffee, no cream". Just then, a young lady comes up and says "Mind if I sit on this stool, Regan?" He says "No, sit down". She orders a cup, and says "Regan, open your hand under the counter. I'm going to put four 100 dollar bills in your hand". Regan says "With the one pinned on the score pad, that makes 500 dollars. For which I do what?" She says "Find George McDonald". Regan says "Listen, lady, half the cops in town are looking for McDonald, not to mention Eddie Slogan". She says "I'm Eddie Slogan's wife". Regan says "Lady, I'm not a finger man". She says "I don't want him for Eddie. I want him for me. I love the guy". Regan says "Sure, you do. Get another Shamus, sister". She says "Don't be so special, Regan, 500 big ones". Regan says "Yeah, that is an argument". Just then, the attendant says "Hey, mister, is your name Regan?" He says "Yeah". Attendant says "Phone for you". Mrs. Slogan says "We can't talk here. Your car is parked out back in the alley". Regan says "See you at my car in five minutes". He picks up the phone and says "Hello?" Lyon says "Hello, Jeffery, I'm glad I located you. A splendid client has come our way". Regan says "Wants to pay us 500 bucks". Lyon says "Well, yes". Regan says "Wants us to find a missing person. A guy named George McDonald". Lyon says "Jeffery, you astound me!" Regan says "Our client has baby blue eyes and great looking legs". Lyon says "Jeffery, what are you talking about? Mr. Halligan had his trousers on, how could I see his legs?" Regan says "You mean a guy came to the office?" Lyon says "Yes, Mr. Happy Halligan, the used car king".

The Epic Casebook - Death on the Counterfoil

It was a few minutes after Big Ben had struck the hour at midday when Scotland Yard was alerted of Gloomy Gilbert's death. Gilbert was a particularly unpleasant loan shark that ran a nightclub named The Blue Rabbit. Bertrand, the headwaiter of the nightclub, dialed 999 and told the control officer that he'd found his boss lying on the floor of his office with his head bashed in. Inspector Carr, accompanied by Sergeant Jackson, rushed to the scene. Carr began questioning Bertrand, saying "So, you found the body?" Bertrand says "Yes sir. I knocked at the door, but got no answer. I shouted out "Mr. Gilbert, there is a gentleman here to see you". Still, I received no answer. I opened the door, and there he was. Lying there just as he is now". Carr notices that the office does not show any signs of a struggle. As Jackson was searching through Gilbert's effects, Carr continues to question the headwaiter. He says "Now, you say a man wanted to see Gilbert. Who was he?" Bertrand says "I don't know, sir. I must have shouted out when i saw Gloomy Gilbert lying there like that. Anyway, when I ran down the stairs to dial 999 from the phone in the hall, he'd gone. I didn't see him well". Carr says "I see. Didn't he say something like my name's George or something, I want to see Gilbert". Bertrand says "No, lots of people come here to see the old so-and-so. They didn't introduce themselves to me". Carr says "Just a minute...I smell perfume, ladies' perfume. Who else was here this morning?" Bertrand says "I can't tell you exactly, sir. I'm down in the basement when the front door is usually opened. I saw the manager take a man called Fred up, that's about all". Carr says "The manager, where is he? Is he around?" Bertrand says "Yes, I  think he's having a cup of coffee. Come to think of it, I think I can smell perfume too". Carr says "Jackson, do you smell perfume?" Jackson says "Yes, sir. I can. Do you think a woman's been here?"

The Adventures of Sam Spade - The Vendetta Caper

Ex-boxer and current millionaire Chandler Gazden, of the Gazden Electrical Appliance Company, walks into Sam Spade's office. He says "Spade, I'm Chandler Gazden". Sam says "Well, I recognize you". Chandler asks "What do guys like you charge?" Sam says "Well, it depends on the job". Chandler says "Investigation". Sam says "Sixty dollars a day and any unusual expenses". Chandler says "Cheap. Well, do you guys have some kind of a code?" Sam says "Code?" Chandler says "You know, like doctors do. You keep things in confidence?" Sam says "Well, most of us do, including me". Chandler says "I don't suppose it would make any big difference if it got out. I'm not afraid of him. I'd just as soon punch him in the mouth as look at him". Sam asks "Who?" Chandler says "Monty Cristoff. He moved into the peninsula, my neighborhood. He bought the Major Dunhill place". Sam says "Oh yeah, I know the estate. It must have cost plenty to buy". Chandler says "Ever since he moved into that ark of a house, he's been throwing parties there like a cross between the last days of Pompei and a Polish wedding. I'm never invited, but he invites hundreds of guests, everybody who is anybody". Sam says "Disgusting, but it seems legal so far". Chandler says "Well, look, I got to tell you some more. A month ago one of my company warehouses burned down. Somebody slipped up and the fire Insurance hadn't renewed. I lost 350,000. Guess who had lunch with my insurance man a week before the fire?" Sam says "Monty Cristoff". Chandler says "You got it. Next, there was a rumor that the Gazden Electrical Company is on the verge of bankruptcy. Of course it isn't, but when the stock prices start dropping, somebody buys them up so fast they disappear overnight. Now, I see all my friends start getting unfriendly as soon as I show up. Everybody stops talking and act as if there's some big secret about me that I don't know. And they've all been to Cristoff's parties. I want to find out why. I don't even know the guy but he's making a big change in my life".

Radio City Playhouse - Murder is the Easiest Way

Frank Wineglass, a successful manufacturer of ladies girdles and foundation garments, was in his office when his son, Doug, paid a visit with some exciting news. Doug says "Hi, Dad. Do you have a minute? Frank says "Well hello Doug, of course I've got a minute come on in and sit down". Doug says "Dad, I want you to be the first to know that you're going to be a father-in-law!" Frank says "Doug, you mean you're going to get married? Well, who is she?" Doug says "The gal who makes millions of women think they can have her figure if they wear Smooth Skin girdles". Frank says "Doug, surely you don't mean Diane. Not Diane Rodell". Doug says "Now wait a minute, Dad. I don't like the tone of your voice. Just because she's a model ...." Frank says "Right, well now, isn't it possible that you've let yourself get carried away? I mean a beautiful girl like that and ...." Doug says "And what?" Frank says "Doug, I want you to be happy, but please Doug, not Diane Rodell". Doug says "Why do you say, not Diane Rodell, like that for?" Frank says "Because I know what she is. She's a very experienced little number and she knows that you'll own this business someday. She's the patient, careful type, and she's grasping and breathing ...." Doug says "Cut it out, Dad". Frank says "She's cheap and common and no good! You can't. I won't let you!" Doug says "If you're going to talk like that, let's drop the subject". Frank says "Doug, now please, let's not quarrel, but please, let's talk this thing over". Doug says "There's nothing to talk over!" Frank says "Doug you're making a mistake. You're making a terrible mistake. The girl is no good, believe me I know. I just can't let you do that!" Doug says "What do you mean, let me?" Frank says "That's exactly what I mean. I won't let you!" Doug says "I'm afraid you won't be able to stop me". Frank says "Do you mean to say that you've never figured out why Diane Rodell, with her looks, would marry a 24 year old kid with a lame foot?" After a few seconds, Doug says "Dad, after that one there's nothing much left for us to say".

The New Adventures of Nero Wolfe - A Slight Case of Perjury

Archie Goodwin answers the phone, "Nero Wolf's office, Archie Goodwin speaking. Just a moment please. Hey boss, Mr. Tom Wilcox wants an appointment. How about one o'clock?" Wolfe says "Archie, no appointments today. I intend to pot some dendrobium offsets". Archie says "One o'clock will be fine, Mr. Wilcox". Wolfe asks "Is he the Tom Wilcox who was acquitted yesterday of the murder of the singer Keith Hanson?" Archie asks "Mr. Wilcox, are you the Tom Wilcox who... Oh, you are. I see". Wolfe asks "What does he want with me?" Archie says "Mr. Wilcox, why do you seek Mr. Wolfe's services? Oh, I see. Well, our fee is a thousand dollars with a retainer of five hundred, okay? Oh yes, Mr. Wolf will see you". Just then, over the phone, Archie hears what sounds like a gunshot. He says "What's that? Hey, what was that? Hey, hey, Mr. Wilcox". Archie hangs up the phone and says to Wolfe "Wilcox whispered someone was at the window. Then, I heard a shot and he dropped the phone. Boss, I'm afraid we've just lost a client". After a few minutes, Wilcox calls back. Archie answers and says "Oh, Mr. Wilcox, are you all right? Was that a shot? It was, huh? I'm glad it missed". Wolfe says "Tell him to come right over here".  Archie says "Well, come right over". Archie hangs up again and says "Boss, the police never found the gun that killed Keith Hanson. Wilcox said he thinks he was shot at with a .32 caliber. He dug the bullet out of the wall. The murderer of Hanson must now be after Wilcox". Wolfe says "If Wilcox is telling the truth". Archie says "He was acquitted. The society gal, Mrs. Patricia Park, established his alibi, said she was with Wilcox at the time the murder was supposed to have occurred". A short time later, Wilcox arrives at Wolfe's office. During the interview, Wilcox says "It was going rough for me at the police station, until Patricia Park testified she was with me at the time when the crime was said to have been committed". Wolfe asks "Why didn't you tell the police that in the first place?" Wilcox says "Well, that's the trouble. She wasn't. It was a lie. I've never even met her."

Box 13 - The Clay Pigeon

Dan Holiday receives a letter in his Box 13 that reads: "Mr. Holiday, If your advertisement about wanting adventure is bonafide, do this, call Yorkside 89078 and ask for Dr. Ogden. Make an appointment with him. Then, call Madison 9548 and ask for Mr. Alexander. When you've done these two things, you will receive further instructions. I will wait until three o'clock tomorrow afternoon for your call. If you want money, I can arrange that. If you're only interested in adventure, this will give it to you". After reading, Dan says "There is no signature, so I assume the letter is from the strange Mr. Alexander". Susie says "I wonder why you're to make an appointment with a doctor, Mr. Holiday?" Dan says "I don't know, Susie, but it's a very interesting letter. I'll tell you what, suppose you dial the first number for me and we'll get in touch with Dr. Ogden". Susie dials the number and, to her surprise, the doctor answers his own phone. She hands the phone to Dan. He says "Dr. Ogden, I'd like to make an appointment to see you". Ogden says "Oh, today?" Dan says "Well, let's say at your convenience". Ogden says "Would tomorrow be alright?" Dan says "Fine. What time?" Ogden says "At two o'clock sharp. Do you know the address?" Dan says "No. You'd better give it to me". Ogden says "It's at 7869 River Lane Terrace". Dan says "Okay, I'll be there at two. Oh, just a second doctor. Don't you want to know who I am?" Ogden says "No, I prefer to find it out my way". Dan hangs up the phone and Susie asks "What did he say?" Dan says "It sounded like he preferred to find out my name in his own way". Susie asks "What does he mean by that?" Dan says "I wish I knew". Susie says "Let's call our other number, Madison 9548". Mr. Alexander answers, and asks Dan "Did you call Dr. Ogden?" Dan says "Yes I did. I have an appointment with him for two o'clock". Mr. Alexander says "Good. Now, I'll give you a name and a message for him tomorrow. The name is "Matthew Carey" and the message is "The dead shall not stay dead".

Bold Venture - Russian Roulette

A tropical storm has caused an electricity outage in Havana and Shannon's Place. Saylor asks "Where are you, Slate?" He says "Stop yelling in my ear, I'm right beside you. Did you find the candles?" Saylor says "Yes, right where you told me they were, in the pantry. Slate says "Hold still until light them. That's a little better". Saylor says "All the lines are down, huh?" Slate says "Telephone is working, but that's about all". After hearing a crash, Saylor says "There goes that hotel sign again, it's always falling down". Slate says "Yeah, ever since the last time you sang in the shower". Suddenly, someone is knocking loudly on the front door. Saylor says "I'll get it". She opens the door and sees a young woman in the pouring rain. Saylor says "Quickly, come in so I can close the door". After getting inside, Saylor says "You're going to have to register by candlelight, Miss. The management isn't trying to be romantic, it's just that the electricity is out". The young woman asks "Who are you? Where is this?" Saylor looks at her and asks "What's the matter with you?" The young woman says "Tell me where I am?" Saylor says "Slate, Slate come here. Look at her, Slate". He says "What do you think I'm doing?" Saylor says "Hold your candle up to her". Slate says "Yeah, tell me when my hand catches on fire. Nice rain we're having, isn't it, Miss?" She says "Don't come near me, don't come near me!" Saylor says "Slate, watch it, she's got a gun". Slate says "Take it easy, Miss". She fires a shot through a window" Slate says "You little fool, drop that gun!" She says "Your hands, take them off!" Slate knocks the gun out of her hand, and says "Okay, sis, you made a good entrance. Now tell me why you did". She doesn't say anything. Slate says "Well, tell me or the cops". Saylor says "Cut it out, Slate, can't you see she's sick? We better get a doctor". Slate says "When a girl roams around in a storm with a gun, she needs a cop". Saylor says "This time we'll do it my way, we'll get a doctor".

Calling All Cars - Corpse in the Red Necktie

On December 28th, over the Santa Monica Mountains, huge rain clouds move in from the ocean. Thunder and lightning fill the tangled brush filled ravine that is Latigo Canyon. Then a blinding rain that sends a torrent of water roaring through the mountains. On a small road leading out of the canyon, A Model T Ford Sedan crawls to a stuttering halt. Two men climb out and sink up to their knees in the soft mud. First man says "We've got to hurry. The storm's getting worse" Second man says "Yeah come on. Give me a hand with him. Here, I'll take his leg". First man asks "You going to leave the tie on him?" Second one says "Sure, we can't waste any time. Come on". They take him to the edge of the cliff and throw him over. First one asks "Should we throw the clothes over too? Second one says "We'll get rid of them later, somewhere up the road. Let's get out of here". For two days, the rain continues. Then, on the third day, the storm moves back to sea. High overhead, in the little substation shed of Malibu Canyon, Deputies Ed Chapman and Joe Nestor are preparing to drive to the Santa Monica station when a car slides to a skidding stop in front. A man climbs out and hurries to the door. Nestor says "Looks like we got visitors, Ed". Chapman says "Yeah in a hurry too". The young man runs up to them and asks "Are you the Sheriff?" Chapman says "Well, not exactly the whole Sheriff, but I'm in charge here". Young man says "There's a body up the road. A dead body all right and it hasn't any clothes". Chapman says "There's a body in the road? Where?" Young man says "In Latigo Canyon. I didn't find it. One of the guy's I work with did". Chapman says "We better go out there and take a look, Joe".

Suspense - Once a Murderer

Tom Shaw and Bert Shinn were employed by an Advertisement Signage company and were doing some work in an empty shop located at 75 Bond Street. The owner had recently contracted the signage company to help prepare it for reopening. While Tom was working, a man approached him and asked for the key to the shop, saying that he was the new tenant. Tom gave him the key and told him that he and Bert would return in the morning to retrieve their ladder and tools. The next morning, as they are going to the shop, Bert asks "What did you give him the key for?" Tom says "He said he had leased the place. How was I to know?" Bert says "It doesn't look like he's moved in, anyhow. I thought you said he'd be here". They find the door to the shop open and go inside. Tom says "I'll take the ladder. The tools are in the box in the corner". As Bert retrieves them, he sees something behind the counter. He says "It looks like a shoe". As Tom walks over to see, Bert says "It's murder, Tom! It's a murder! Look Tom!" Tom says "You stay here, and I'll call the police!" Bert says "Look at her poor face!" Tom asks "Are you alright, Bert?" He says "I don't know. I think I'm going to be sick ..." Tom says "You wait outside, and I'll get a copper!" Later that day, Tom was interviewed by an investigator at the police station. While there, he learned the name of the victim, Anna Leeming. Tom recounted the story of how he gave the key to the new tenant. The inspector asks "Did the stranger stay in the shop after you had gone?" Tom says "Yeah. He said he wanted to look around and to not worry about the tools, because he would lock up when he left". The inspector asks "Didn't you wonder how you would manage to get in this morning if the door was locked and you no longer had the key?" Tom says "No, he said he'd be there early and let me in". Inspector asks "And you've never seen Anna Leeming before?" Tom says "Never". Inspector says "You've been very helpful, Mr. Shaw. We may wish to get in touch with you again, particularly when we find the man who leased the shop".

Theater Five - Justice is an Uncertain Thing

Some time ago, a gangster named Joe Hann fled the United States for a South American country that has no extradition law. His current living conditions and the amount of time he spent exiled has taken a toll on him. He is standing at the front desk of his shabby hotel yelling "Hey. A little service here, huh? What do you say? A little service?" Pedro comes to the front desk and says "Si, Mr. Hann?" Joe says "Give me my mail, will you?" Pedro says "Oh, si, Mr. Hann, three letters for you. Also, a message from Mr. Dixon. He was most sorry not to find you here. He said he would return. When, he did not say". Joe says "College boy, huh? Well, that's just dandy". Pedro says "Senorita Martinez is waiting for you in your room". Joe asks "And how did she get in?" Pedro says "She just went up. Senor, she insisted. What could I do?" Joe says "Well, you might try saying no, stupid". Joe goes up to his room and sees her waiting for him. He says "What are you doing here?" She says "I do not see you for a week. When I call, you do not answer the phone. When I come by, you are not there". Joe says "I got things to do, Carmen". She says "Oh, Joe" and starts to cry. Joe says "Oh, come on now. Don't sit there and cry. It gets on my nerves. Go buy me a bottle of whiskey, I'm bone dry. The money's in the top drawer". Carmen says "Joe, I want to talk to you". He says "Not now. Go on, and leave the door open. I'm expecting Manuel, my lawyer, to stop by". Carmen says "My brother, Manuel, here?" Joe says "Yes, now, vamos!" A minute or two later, Joe hears a knock at the door. Dixon says "Your door was open, but I thought I'd knock". Joe says "Oh, it's you, Dixon". He says "Who were you expecting?" Joe says "Not you, college boy. I was expecting my lawyer". Dixon says "Oh, I'm a lawyer, too. passed my bar exam, got my diploma, everything". Joe says "To me, you're just a cop. One sent down here just to tail me. What do you want?" Dixon says "I have news for you, Joe. The legislature here in this country are working on a law. It's going to be on the books very soon, an extradition law".

I Was a Communist for the FBI - Squeeze Play

Matt Cvetic is in attendance of a meeting held by Herbert Samish, the current communist cell leader, who is speaking to party members about their latest project. He says "Comrades, the real purpose of this public sympathy project is to prove the strength of our cause. Our job is to convince the American public that we communists are poor, mistreated, and misunderstood darlings who are being persecuted unjustly according to their own constitution. The procedure has been outlined for us by the National Board of the party. We are to choose a man who is awaiting trial in jail for some crime or other and help in every possible way to set him free. Once we've chosen our man, we will use every propaganda device we know, publications, petitions, public demonstrations, that sort of thing to make the public believe he is being persecuted not for the crime he may have committed, but for being sympathetic to the Communist Party. Political persecution, for some reason, is distasteful to Americans". Cvetic says "Comrade Samish, I have the file here on untried criminal cases". Samish says "Oh good, very good". Cvetic says "All the people listed here are in jail, now awaiting their trial". Looking at the list, Samish says "What about this Leo Bremner? You've circled his name". Cvetic says "Oh, he's worth considering. One of our front organizations in Woodford City received a letter from his mother asking us for help". Samish says "Woodford City, huh? That's good territory for us". Cvetic says "Mrs. Bremner claims her son was picked up on a murder charge two months ago and he's being held without a hearing. Lawyers won't take the case, and the police refuse to act on it". Samish says "In Woodford City that's quite possible. This man may be made to order for us". Another party member asks "Is Bremner sympathetic to the proletariat?" Cvetic says "What difference does it make? Our propaganda will make it seem that he is, of course. Remember, comrades, we'll be helping this poor man. He's in no position to look a gift horse in the mouth, even a red gift horse".

Boston Blackie - Mrs. Peterson's Insurance Policy

Mary Wesley, Blackie's girlfriend, lives in an apartment across the hall from Mr. and Mrs. John Peterson's apartment. For the past month, Mrs. Peterson has been telling Mary that she is afraid of her husband, and that he wants to kill her. One day, Mrs. Peterson is pressing the door buzzer on Mary's door. Mary answers and says "Oh, Mrs. Peterson, come on in". She says "No. Is your friend Boston Blackie here with you?" Mary says "Well, no, he's not". Mrs. Peterson says "Well, then, I want you to come over to my apartment, please. Right away". Mary asks "Why? What's the matter?" Mrs. Peterson says "You know what's the matter. I tried to tell you a dozen times, my husband's going to kill me!" Mary says "Oh now, Mrs. Peterson, you know that can't be true ...." She says "Please, come over. My husband made a phone call to Frank awhile ago, but he was out. He's going to call back any minute". Mary asks "Frank? Who's Frank". Mrs. Peterson says "Our lawyer. Oh, please, Miss Wesley, you have to come over. Maybe this phone call will prove to you that my husband's trying to kill me!" Mary says "Alright, I'll come over with you". They quietly go into the Peterson's apartment. Mary asks "Where's your husband? Mrs. Peterson says "He's in the study, with the door closed. He's just waiting for that call. He's going to make plans to kill me, you will see". Mary says "Now, look, Mrs. Peterson ...." Suddenly, the phone starts ringing. Mrs. Peterson says "We'll listen on the extension". On the phone, Frank says "John, had a message that you called. What is it that you want?" John says "I want to know a couple of things about my wife's insurance policy. Is it all paid up to today?" Frank says "Yes, you took care of that". John says "And I'm the sole beneficiary?" Frank says "Yeah, sure". John says "What happens if my wife is murdered? Do I still get the one hundred thousand?" Frank says "Sure you do, John. Unless the police prove that you murdered her".

Dragnet - The Big Frame

Detective Sergeants Joe Friday and Ben Romero are working the day watch out of Traffic Division. At 7:55 AM, Friday arrived at 123 South Figueroa Street in Los Angeles. Friday meets Lieutenant McGee of the division. Friday asks "Has Ben come in yet?" McGee says "He's down in the record room". Soon, Romero appears and says "Hi, Joe. I picked up the overnight reports down at records, McGee. Here you go". McGee says "Oh, thanks, Ben. This one on top here. I'd like to have you two check it out". Romero says "Dead body report?" McGee says "Yeah. Left me a note on it. That's about all. Hard to figure". Friday asks "What's the story?" McGee says "Just  what you see in the report". Friday reads the report "Victim. Edward Raymond Stokes, 732 Delano Street, Apartment 2". McGee says "His body was found in the gutter near 63rd and Vermont at 3 o'clock this morning. No witnesses. Only one piece of evidence". Friday says "Yeah, see they got it listed here. Skid marks near the body. Is that all?" McGee says "That's it. Apparently hit and run". Romero asks "Where's the body?" McGee says "At a neighborhood mortuary out there. Emerald Hills Funeral Home. One of the deputy coroners handled the body. A fellow named Joe Larimore". Friday asks "Has anybody claimed it yet?" McGee says "No". Friday says "Okay. Ben, you ready?" Romero says "Yeah, lets go". They drive to the scene where the body was found to look at the skid marks, and discover that they were too old to have happened the previous night. Next, they drive to the mortuary to look at the body. As they walk into the office, a man says "Can I help you?" Friday says "Police Officers. We'd like to talk to Mr. Latimore, the deputy coroner". The man says "I'm Latimore. Are you here about the hit and run victim?" Friday says "Yes, we need to take a look". As they walk to the area where the body is kept, Latimore says "It's an unusual case". Friday asks "Why do you say it's unusual, Mr. Latimore?" He says "The fractures and wounds are not generally consistent with a hit and run case".

Night Beat - Number 13

It is night again in Chicago, and Randy Stone, Night Beat reporter for the Chicago Star, is on the city streets looking for a story. On this night, Randy found myself in a quiet section of the residential district. He wondered about the people living in the area. Who were they, and what were their problems? Randy kept walking. Soon, an older man bumps into Randy on the sidewalk. The old man says "I beg your pardon". Randy says "Oh, yes". The older man says " I hesitate to bother you, sir, but do you have a match?" Randy says "I have a lighter. Will that do? The older man says "Thank you". As Randy lights his cigarette and starts to walk away, the older man says "Oh, uh, just a moment". Randy asks "What's the matter, Pop?" He says "Please, put your hands up". Randy says "What?" The older man says "I'm not joking. I have a gun". Randy says "Oh, I see it. The old man says "I warn you. I'll shoot if you try anything" Randy says  Well, rule number one, when facing a stickup man who's obviously pulling his first job, be very careful". Old man says "It's not my first. Hand me your wallet". Randy says "What? With my hands in the air?" Old man says "Well, put them down. But remember what I said". Randy says "Sure. Why is a nice looking old man like you doing this?" Old man says "Stop talking and hand me your wallet". Randy says "Alright, here". Old man says " Now, turn around, face the wall, and don't try to follow me". Randy says "Pop, hand me the gun and tell me all about it". Old man says "Don't come toward me". Randy says "The gun, Pop. Hand it over. We'll have a talk. Maybe over a cup of coffee". Old man says "Stay away, I said". Randy gets closer, and the old man fires a shot!

The Casebook of Sherlock Holmes - The Blanched Soldier

As Dr. Watson and his new bride, Mary, are on their honeymoon, Sherlock Holmes is meeting with young man named James Dodd, who was telling him about the disappearance of his friend, Godfrey Emsworth. James had recently returned home from the Second Boer War, where he and Godfrey served in the Imperial Yeomanry during the South African campaign. James says "Godfrey Emsworth was my mate almost from the moment I joined the squadron". Holmes says "He is Colonel Emsworth's son? Dodd says "His only child. He had same fighting blood as the old man. After the Boers gave us a year of hard fighting, one day there was an action by Diamond Hill, outside Pretoria. Godfrey was shot with an elephant gun". Holmes says "And you?" James says "I wasn't there. Godfrey and a couple of others had gone on ahead of us and gotten lost". Holmes says "But Emsworth wasn't killed". James says "Oh no. I had a letter from him from the hospital in Cape Town. Then, one from Southampton when he'd been shipped back home to England. But, since then, Mr. Holmes, never a word. Not for six months and more". Holmes says "And you can see no reason ...." James says "Mr. Holmes, he was my closest pal".  Holmes says " I take it that it was not at Colonel Emsworth's invitation that you went to the Emsworth's home, Tuxbury Old Park". James says "No, Godfrey's mother. She's a gentle woman. She sent me a quite amiable reply to my letter to her". Holmes says "You wrote to Colonel Emsworth first". James says "Certainly, I observed polite convention as you would expect, but received no reply from him. Later, I accepted Mrs. Emsworth's invitation to visit. At dinner, Mrs. Emsworth questioned me eagerly about her son, of course". Holmes says "But you learned nothing from her?" James says "Not with the old man present at table. Later, in my room, I questioned the Emsworth's butler, Ralph, about Godfrey. He was reluctant to say anything, but I insisted. I told him that I must know. Is Godfrey dead? Ralph said I wish to God he was".

Dangerous Assignment - Atomic Fission Formula

Walking into the Commissioner's office, Agent Steve Mitchell says "Good morning, Commissioner. Ruth said you wanted to see me". Commissioner says "I do, Steve. You can start this assignment by painting a nice big bullseye on your chest". Steve says "Oh fine. What's the deal flying to Java to look for a little piece of paper?" Commissioner says "This is no ordinary piece of paper, Steve. It contains a new formula for atomic fission, stolen from this country". Steve says "Right, well what makes you think it's in Java?" Commissioner says "The night before last, the man was killed in Java. The authorities there found half the formula on his body". Steve asks "What do you mean half of it?" Commissioner says "The formula is in two parts, Steve. Whoever stole it didn't realize that and only got half. He probably figured on making a fortune out of it on the open market, but he must realize by now that one half is worthless without the other". Steve says "In that case, he'll probably try and get that other half. Where is it?" Commissioner says "In the custody of a British intelligence agent named Snell, in Surabaya, Java". Steve says "That's the routine you were giving me about painting a bullseye on my chest". Commissioner says "You are to go to Java, openly, Steve. Get the envelope from Snell and then return". Steve says "And in that envelope is the other half of the formula?" Commissioner says "No, we're not taking any chances. In that envelope will be a blank piece of paper, but we want whoever's interested to think it's the formula". Steve says "Oh swell. You don't want to take any chances, huh? Just with my life". Commissioner says "It stands to reason that whoever has the missing half will come after you. I'm not going to minimize the danger, Steve. From the moment you leave Snell's house in Java, you're a marked man. But, this is the quickest way to smoke the opposition out into the open. We've got to get that missing half back. Well, that's it. You've got your assignment, good luck".

The Adventures of the Falcon - The Case of the Big Talker

It's Sunday evening in New York City and three men, Joe Greco, Danny Bell, and William Palmer, are sitting together in the rear booth of The Pelican Club,  From the deference accorded Mr. Palmer, it's obvious who is the leader of this group.  Palmer says "Well, of course, the big thing in our favor is the element of surprise. Weber has had everything his own way for so long, he won't be expecting any opposition". Bell says "Yeah, that's smart operating, Palmer. We pulled the same deal in St. Louis" Palmer says "Oh did you, Danny?" He says "Oh sure. I just walked into this guy's place and gave him twenty fours hours to leave". Palmer says "Uh-huh, and what happened?" Bell says "He was gone in four hours". Palmer says "They play awfully rough in St. Louis, don't they?" Bell says "Yeah, you're not kidding". Greco says "Maybe this league won't be fast enough for him, Boss". Palmer says "There's always that possibility". Bell says "Well, I remember one time ...." Palmer says "As much as I'd love to hear you reminisce, Danny, I'm afraid it's getting late". Bell says "Oh, that's okay. Just remind me to tell you sometime about Lefty Wilson". Palmer says "I'll make a note of it. But, getting back to Weber ...." Bell says "You don't have to draw me a diagram, Palmer. I got the picture already. This Weber gets the big gambling play from the society crowd and you want it". Palmer says "Very much so". Bell says "Okay I'll have a little talk with the man". Palmer says "Oh, I don't doubt that you're a brilliant conversationalist, Danny, but Mr. Weber is also gifted. And let's assume that nothing you say moves him. So, what's your next step?" Bell says "Well we, uh, we take over". Palmer says "You see, Greco. Nothing baffles him". Bell says "Ah, sure. It's as simple as falling off a log". Palmer says "Wonderful. When can we expect this eviction to take place?" Bell says "Hey, now wait a minute, I'm a newcomer in town". Palmer says "Oh, I've got news for you, Danny. The people in New York are exactly like those in St. Louis. They eat, they sleep, they breathe, and a little .38 caliber slug can stop all those vital functions".

Tales of the Texas Rangers - Blood Relative

It is 4:00 PM, June 26th. Will Bonner, the proprietor the general store at Stump Hill, Texas, is waiting on a customer named Mac Kennedy, a local dirt farmer. Will is getting his order ready. He says "Eight pounds of flour and the bacon, Mac. Anything else?" Mac says "Yeah, a carton of cigarettes". Will says "Yeah, how about making it a couple of sacks of tobacco?" Mac says "What's the matter, Will? My credit no good anymore?" Will says "Mac, I think you ought to pull in your horns a little. Your bill's run kind of high". Mac says "You get your money, don't you?" Will says "It ain't a question of getting it, Mac. You stand to make a good crop this year. The less you have to pay out, the better chance you'll have to get on your feet permanent, without no credit". Just then, a young man walks into the store and comes toward the counter. Mac says "Let me let me worry about .... well, go ahead wait on him". The young man says "It's alright, I got time". Will says "No, no, I'll take care of you, stranger. What will have?" The young man says "Stranger? Time ain't helping your sight any is it, Uncle Will?" He says "Ben! Dang it boy, you've changed! How do you like that. I didn't recognize my own blood relative". Will yells toward the back of the store "Hey Liz, come see who's here". She comes up to the counter and says "Why, it's your brother's boy, Ben!" Will says "It sure is". Liz says "Ben, you know about your father?" Ben says "I know he's dead". Will says "Being glad to see you, Ben, I almost forgot. It happened last winter". Liz says "The pneumonia". Will says "Yeah, we tried to locate you, boy, but nobody knew where you was". Ben says "Nobody would have wanted to know. I was in the pen at Huntsville. That's where I've been for four years". Will says "Oh, well I guess we can talk that over later. You want to stay? There's a place here for you ..." Ben says "I ain't asking you for nothing, except what's coming to me. I just want you buy out my paw's share of the store and pay me off". Will says "Ben, your paw never did have a share in the store".

Michael Shayne, Private Detective - The Missing Body

It's just before noon on a bright but blustery day in San Francisco. Mike Shane and his associate, Phyllis Knight, are discussing crime and detection with the Inspector of the Homicide Department, who has come to take them to lunch. Mike says "You see, Inspector, I'm not criticizing the police department when I say that I'm not bound by the rules that, well you for instance, are bound. The Inspector says "I realize that, Mike. I have to be pretty sure of my ground before I make an arrest. I have to have evidence enough to convince the District Attorney, and he has to have reasonable prospects of obtaining a conviction before he goes to the grand jury". Phyllis says "Plus the fact that you, Inspector, can be sued for wrongful arrest whereas we Mike and I never arrest anybody. We pass the buck to you". During the discussion, the telephone starts ringing. Phyllis answers and says "Michael Shane, Private Detective Agency". The Sergeant on the line says "Hi Phil. Is the Inspector there?" Phyllis says "Sure thing, Sergeant. For you, Inspector". He says "Uh-oh, hope this doesn't break our lunch date. Hello, Sergeant". The Sergeant says "We have a report of a homicide, Inspector. A man named Porter called and said he found a body at 323 Foothill Road". Inspector asks "Any idea who the murdered man is?" Sergeant says "Porter said the man's name was Beatty. He didn't give much more information. He seemed pretty upset". Inspector says "Okay Sergeant, I'll meet you there as soon as I can". Mike and Phyllis go with the Inspector. Once they reach the apartments, they see a man standing on the steps. Inspector asks "Are you Mr. Porter?" He says "Yes, I've been pacing up and down these steps waiting. I thought you'd never come". Inspector asks "Where's the body?" Porter says "Upstairs on the couch in his living room". Inspector says "This isn't your house, then?" Porter says "No, this is Mr. Beatty's house". As they enter, the Inspector says "There's no body on this couch". Porter says "But, he was there!"

Broadway is My Beat - The Joe Gruber Murder Case

Detective Danny Clover and Detective Muggerman are currently on a stakeout in front of an apartment house in the West 80s. The stakeout is for an armed robber who had shot a bystander to death, ran across roofs, and down alleys. He was finally trapped. Muggerman says "He's hold up on the second floor, Danny, in an empty apartment. Ready?" Danny says "Let's go". As they walk toward the entrance, Danny asks "Are all the other tenants cleared out?" Muggerman says "Uh-huh. Had a little trouble with the people in 2B". Danny asks "How come?" Muggerman says "The people there are named Morgan. Their grandmother died, and they were having her funeral in there. We got all the mourners out. They were in the apartment right next to the one our killer's in, 2A".  Danny asks "You sure he's in there?" Muggerman says "Probably him, Danny. The description fits". Danny says "Let's find out". Danny knocks on the door and says "Open up. This is the police". After getting no response, Danny tells Muggerman to kick in the door. Once inside, Muggerman says "Those windows over there, Danny, are open. The screen's been kicked out. Come on". They get to the window, and Danny says "The killer left this apartment in a hurry". Muggerman says "Uh-huh. These windows lead to a fire escape. He could have gone out this window, onto the fire escape, and into the next apartment". Danny says "Let's find out". They walk on the fire escape to the window of apartment 2A. Danny says "Yeah. He must have done it this way. The screens on this apartment have been knocked out, too. Let's go inside and see". Muggerman says "This is the Morgan apartment, Danny. Where is the Morgan grandmother? You want me to look around?" Danny says "Yeah, for appearances, Muggerman. I'm guessing our man walked out with the mourners and got lost".

Nick Carter, Master Detective - Death Behind the Scenes

Charles Forest is directing a rehearsal of his new play, "Lord Byron", backstage at the Republic Theater. The actors are rehearsing their lines and waiting for the appearance of Paul Wymar, a famous actor from the European stage. Wymar has missed his cue and is hurrying to the stage. Just as he appears, a sandbag falls to the stage floor, narrowly missing him. Forest says "Paul, what happened?" Wymar says "It's happened again. Another accident. Someone tried to kill me. This time it's a sandbag. It almost fell on my head". Forest yells up to the stage hand "What's going on up there? He says "Sorry, Mr. Forest, The line holding the sandbag must have come untied. I'll take care of it". Wymar says "I give up. Things break when I sit in them. Things fall over on me. And now this bag drops on my head". Forest says "I'm sure it was an accident, Paul. Come on, let's get on with this scene. We open in three days". Wymar says "No, I do not open in three days. I'm through!" Forest says "Look, Paul, you can't quit on me now. It's too late. We're almost ready to open". Wymar says "I will not stay here and get killed". Forest says "Paul, suppose I get Nick Carter to come down here and find out what's going on. He can stop all these accidents you've been having. Will that satisfy you?" Wymar says "You will get the great Nick Carter to make an investigation?" Forest says "I will if you'll stay with me. He'll see that nothing more happens to you. Will you get to work if I get Carter down here, Paul?" Wymar says "Very well. I will try it once more, but if there are any more of these accidents that nearly kill me, I shall go home and stay there, Carter or no Carter". A short while later, Nick and Patsy arrive at the Republic Theater. Forest tells them "Ever since we started rehearsals, it's been one accident after another for Wymar. One time a heavy door almost fell on him. Another time a chair he was sitting in collapsed, sending him to the hospital for three days. Today, the final straw, a heavy sandbag counterweight fell almost on top of him as he crossed the stage".

Walk Softly, Peter Troy - A Flight of Fancy

Julie walks into Peter Troy's office and says "Miss Lightly is here for her appointment, Pete". He says "Miss Lightly?" Julie says "She rang yesterday". Peter says "Oh yeah. Hey, what's she like?" Julie says "Well, I brought my notebook with me". Peter says "Your notebook? What's that gonna do .... Oh, I get it. You're staying for the interview". Julie says "I most certainly am". Peter says "She's that good, huh?" Julie says "Better than that. And I'm telling you, Peter Troy, you better watch ...." Peter says "Oh Julie, just give me a chance to stick my neck out before you clobber me, will you? That bit comes later". Julie says "I'll show Miss Lightly in". Julie steps outside the office and says "Will you come in, please?" She says "Thank you. Good morning, Mr. Troy, I'm Raya Lightly". Peter says "How was that again?" She says "As in sunshine you know, Raya Sunshine". Peter says "Oh, I get it. Yeah, that's very funny". Raya says "I'm glad you think so. Most people just groan. It's my mother's fault, she had rather a corny sense of humor". Peter says "Oh she did?"  Raya says "Yes, when I was born, I was so ugly, that she took one look at me and laughed for three days. Then she insisted on calling me Raya, since our surname is Lightly. Ray of light, you know". Julie says "Why don't you sit down, Miss Lightly, here". Peter says "Well, you may have been ugly when you were born, Miss Lightly, but, oh brother, there have been some changes made since then". Raya says "What?.. Oh, oh I see. Well, thank you". Julie clears her throat a few times. Peter asks "Is something wrong, Miss Summers?" Julie says "Something's stuck in my throat, Mr. Troy. I find some things a bit hard to swallow, you know?" Peter says "I know. Well, Miss Lightly, what's your trouble?" Raya says "It's my father. I'm worried about him. You see, he's an inventor and rather wealthy. Now, he's appointed an assistant, a young man whom I don't trust. My father's so vague about things that a child could rob him blind."