Bold Venture - Fake American Passports

Slate and Saylor are walking on a street in Havana, going toward Sanchez's Printing Shop to pick up some stationary for Saylor. Unfortunately, Saylor's mind is elsewhere. Slate says "Hey watch it, Saylor. That's the second time in three blocks a car's almost run you down. What's the matter with you?" Saylor says "Shannon's Place, the hotel is nifty, and the rooms are 3.50". Slate says "What?" Saylor says "No, I don't like it". Slate asks "You don't like what?" Saylor says "The slogan for my new stationary. The hotel is nifty, the rooms are 3.50". Slate asks "What's the matter with it? It tells the story. It says that Shannon's Place is a classy hotel and the rates are reasonable". Saylor says "Yeah, I know but I...." Slate says "But what?" Saylor says "Now listen to this slogan. Shannon's Place, rest in Havana in your private cabana". Slate says "Who's got cabanas? Makes it a problem, doesn't it? It's too late anyhow. Sanchez has already printed the stationary".  Nearing the business, Slate says "Hey, look, Sanchez's shop is dark". Saylor says "Well, he just called you 15 minutes ago, didn't he?" Slate says "Yeah, he said come right over, the stationary was ready. Come on, Saylor". Standing in front of the shop, Slate knocks on the door and yells "Sanchez? It's Slate Shannon. Sanchez?" Getting no response, Saylor says "Try the door, Slate". He turns the doorknob and says "It's open". They walk into the shop and Slate yells for him again. Still, no response. Slate says "Hey, something's wrong, Saylor, strike a match". Saylor says "Something really is wrong. Look at the place". Slate says "Yeah, torn apart like...." Suddenly, they hear noises from the inside of the shop. Saylor says "Slate, there's someone here". As the unknown person tries to run out the door, Slate grabs him and says "I got him, Saylor. She says "I'll hit him with something". After the scuffle, Saylor says "Oh, Slate". He asks "What did you hit me with, Saylor?" She says "I picked something up. It feels like a monkey wrench. I'm sorry, I guess my aim was bad. Hey, what's all this about?" Slate says "Who knows? Maybe somebody else doesn't like our slogan".