This Is Your FBI - The Sinister Souvenir

Private First Class Joe Williams is excited to be returning home to Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn. His time in the war is finished, his duty is complete, and he is happily bringing home some war souvenirs from Europe. He first stops at his sister Peggy's home to visit her and her husband, Eddie. Peggy says "Gosh, Joe, it's so wonderful, you're home! I am so happy, I don't know what to say". Joe says "I feel pretty good myself". Peggy says "Now, you sit down over there and I'm going to fix you something to eat". Joe says "Wait a minute, food can wait. I've got some things to show you. This is for you, genuine French perfume". Peggy says "Oh, that's wonderful". Joe says "Look, here's something for Eddie, one of those fancy Heidelberg Steins. Peggy says "Oh, that's beautiful, Joe". He asks "By the way, where is that husband of yours?" Peggy says "Well, he is sleeping. I'll call him now". Joe says "Here, take a look at the rest of this junk. Here's a Nazi flag, and some German medals, and here is an honest-to-goodness German Luger. I took it from the owner personally". Peggy asks "How?" Joe says "Well, it's a long story". Peggy says "Oh, there's Eddie now, he's awake". Joe says "Hi Eddie". Eddie says "Oh, hello Joe. Welcome home kid. Oh, Peg, where did you put my brown suit?" She says "It's in the hall closet. Eddie, you talk to Joe for a minute now, I want to go out and fix us something to eat". Eddie says "Yeah. Well then, you look good kid". Joe says "Thanks". Eddie asks "What's all this stuff?" Joe says "Souvenirs, presents, junk. Oh, yeah, here's something for you Eddie, from Heidelberg". Eddie says "Oh, thank you. Hey, what's with the gun?" Joe says "That's a German Luger". Eddie says "Yeah? That's a good-looking job. Do you mind if I look at it?" Joe says "No, go ahead". Eddie says "Hey, this is okay Joe. Yeah look, I don't want to sound ungrateful, but could I maybe swap with you? The Lugar for the beer mug? I'll throw in a little cash on the side". Joe says "I'm afraid not Eddie". Eddie says "Okay, come on, let's go eat.