Night Beat - Tong War

Randy Stone is walking the streets of Chicago, in desperate need of a story. He walks north on Michigan Avenue then turns west on Cermak Road. It was about 11 o'clock at night when he arrived at Wentworth Avenue and Chinatown. All of a sudden, Randy felt hungry for some of Chunuk's fried wonton and almond duck. So, he turns up Wentworth and starts walking toward Chunuk's little restaurant. Just then, he notices something. Every door in the area is closed. Every window is shuttered and not a soul is walking the pavements. A few minutes later, when Randy arrives at the restaurant, He finds it closed. He knocks on the front door, but gets no answer. A few seconds later, Randy hears the sound of a car pulling up at the curb. He turns to see a patrol car. One of the officers gets out, and walks over to him. His partner stays in the car. Randy gets a funny feeling that there is a gun pointed at him. The officer says "Hey you, come away from that door". Randy says "Sure". The officer says "That's good enough. Now, face the building". Randy asks "What is this?" Officer says "Face that way. Get your hands away from your side". Randy says "Sure. Hey, what's the frisk for?" Officer says "Your suit was bulging". Randy says "Well, it's a bad fit. You can't get much for 39.50 these days". Officer says "You're clean". Randy says "Well, I never carry a gun".  Officer asks "What's your name?" Randy says "Look, what is all this?" Officer says "I asked you a question". Randy says "Can I get my wallet?" Officer says "Yeah. Now, be careful". Randy says "Oh, I certainly will. Here, all you need is in there" Officer says "Randy Stone, huh?" Randy says "Yeah. I'm a reporter with the Chicago Star". Officer asks "What are you doing in Chinatown?" Randy says "Well, I got hungry and wanted something to eat. Preferably Chinese, so I came here".  Okay, Stone, but take this advice. Settle for a sandwich somewhere else. Don't stay here. Get out fast as you can and don't come back". Randy asks "What's the reason for that?" Officer says "We don't know".